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girl 1: hey , i heard you got mad game last night!
girl 2: yeah, but he had crazy ass rubes :/ i'm still finding them everywhere!
girl 1: that sucks dude :/
by mozzieblanket May 27, 2017
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Rube

Rube: insult, meaning uncultured, undereducated rural person. Often spelled Roob by genuine Rubes. Contrary to popular belief, people who use the term Rube or Roob are subconsciously and ironically self identifying.
“Did you see that Rube in cowboy boots at the co-op yesterday? He definitely had dried manure on his boots,” said the turtleneck wearing San Franciscan to a friend. They were on their way home from Barnes and Noble, carefully zigzagging through the tents and human feces that dominated the landscape.
by Rube ix cube August 21, 2019
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Feckless Rube

The peak of ignorant dimwitted-ness, the cake taker for adult simpletonry. The feckless rube has nary a shred of understanding of how, when, or why they have grievously revealed their knowledge of the situation at hand to be rapidly approaching zero.

May also be used in playful adoration.
Kyle's such a feckless rube, his dad told him to take his car to get the oil changed and when the tech asked him what kind he wanted he responded with "uhhhh canola?"
by omoshiroi_boi December 8, 2020
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rubes

the best girlfriend i could ever ask for . makes me so happy absolutely gorgeous s
by emily your welcome mint December 15, 2020
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rubed

Wasted. High on Marijuana. The look someone has when they are high, smiling and red eyed. I don't remember if we have homework, I was so rubed in 1st period.
I don't remember if we have homework, I was so rubed in 1st period.
by Gostfaas April 20, 2019
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