Rowling

A term for being under the effects of cannabis (jay) and ketamine (kay): J.K. Rowling.

Man I'm Rowling so hard right now.

by Xepplin December 24, 2009

J.K. Rowlinged

When an author creates a completely awesome books series only to kill off everyone you liked in the very end most likely out of boredom or lack of fresh ideas.

Jack-Should I read The Hunger Games?
Laura-It's a great read but the author totallyJ.K. Rowlinged the books in the end.

by Lolita17 January 4, 2012

J.K. Rowling

J.K. Rowling is the ruler of everything. She created the masterpiece Harry Potter. She is currently believed to be Rita Skeeter in disguise or a squib.

J.K. Rowling dictated my life

by halfbloodnephilim June 19, 2016

j k rowling

Author of the world-dominating Harry Potter books.

Started living off state benefit in a grotty flat with a love child and ended up being richest, best-selling novelist of all time (probably).

J K Rowling

by paul raine May 5, 2004

J.K. Rowling

the person who said that harry potter has erectile disfunction and also a bathroom monitor who asks to see your genitals.

"Hey it's me J.K. Rowling, let me look at your genitals"
"Hey it's me J.K. Rowling, and welcome to today's Harry Potter genital facts: Did you know Harry Potter suffers from erectle disfunction?"
"Hey it's me J.K. Rowling, and I am mentally insane"

by xx_joao_epic_gamer_playz_69 September 30, 2022

JK Rowlinged

When a white woman really f**ks up, then doubles down on her f**k up when given feedback

Karen really JK Rowlinged that one up.

by MC2Franx June 19, 2020

not rowing with both oars in the water

An expression used to describe somebody who isn't mentally stable or isn't very intelligent.

See also - not playing with a full deck, a few bricks shy of a load, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer

Nothing my neighbor says makes any sense. He's not rowing with both oars in the water.

by bob_johnson May 8, 2021