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Roffles Charge

When it becomes necessary to initiate a charge of magnificent proportion. This is time for a Roffles Charge.
OMG we r bein pwnt ... we must Roffles Charge
by [cool]Jesta March 23, 2005
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Roffle

A "Roffle" is an extremely violent belly-rub that is used to put someone in their place, and humiliate them. People subjected to the roffle experience such symptoms as tightening of the abs, shortness of breath, and the feeling of being violated.

The term "roffle" originated from the internet slang "ROFL" (Rolling On the Floor Laughing). The objectives are similar, but the "roffle-er" must get in the appropriate position, and make an open palm, as to belly-rub.

From there, you may choose to lift the shirt or not, and then close in swiftly on the target "roffle-ee", making strong, violent belly-rub motions along the abdominal parts of the target. This will give the target a mixed sensation of being fiercely tickled to the point of not breathing, and a serious abdominal muscle workout.

If the "roffle" was executed well, the target "Roffle-ee" should have feelings of humiliation and defeat, whilst being drained of energy to retaliate.


QUICK TIP:
Get friends in on it too! A "gang-roffle" is the best, safest, and cleanest way to get annoying friends, pets, or family members to shut their mouths and stop being annoying.
"Who's ready for a roffle?"

"Wow, we roffled the shit out of him..."

"Sorry, I can't get up, Pete, Mike, and Max gave me a good Rofflin'."
by monstaMike August 22, 2008
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roffle

Acronym: Rolling On Fucking Floor Laughing Etcetera.

Derived from rofl - "rolling on floor laughing"; a slightly sarcastic variation thereof.

Very good to say outloud.
Golrim says:
you'd better watch out
Golrim says:
or you'll get a monkey heart
Sick Mouthy says:
ROFFLE
Sick Mouthy says:
big fucking ROFFLE
by Sick Mouthy July 15, 2004
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rofled

Pwned before believe to the fact where it actually hurts
player 1- wow 3 lvl 50's just ganked my 70 mage
Player 2- hhahaha dude u got rofled
Player 1- I KNO!
by Daginn November 30, 2007
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Rofflestomp

A saying used by really 1337 gamers. When someone gets rofflestomped, you know they got pwnt pretty hard, AND it was funny. Used in Counter-Strike frequently.
*Guy gets rofflestomped*
D00d #1 "Lawl roffle he just got rofflestomped"
D00d #2 "Pwnt it was h4x t00"
by CapnJazz1 December 9, 2008
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rofflecopter

1.) A helicopter that makes people laugh as a ruse to make them drop their guard before getting blasted by the rocket launcher mounted underneath the cockpit.

2.) The transportation vehicle of choice by the Smogonites and similar elitist online organizations.
1.)

* AdolfSmogon enters on the Rofflecopter
<Jessiker> lol
* AdolfSmogon blasts your pasty white ass with the rofflecopter's rocket launcher

2.)

<AdolfSmogon> bah
<AdolfSmogon> i forgot to do the rofflecopter landing
by KKM April 11, 2005
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roffle my waffle

The act of fondling balls in front of at least 4 females.
lawl gayry noobman roffle my waffle lawl
by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006
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