Ling’s ritual

Pleasing yourself so hard, your bellend pops

I did Ling’s ritual last night, I had to have seven stitches but it was worth it.

by Edward Ling September 27, 2017

Red Apple Ritual

A premarital ritual in which a woman's virginity is tested by sleeping on white sheets. If there is blood on the sheets she gets a basket of apples, and will bury some of them. If there is no blood, then her finance must bloody the sheets by brute force and bury what was the soon to be wife.

You know love is in the air when you see a couple walking to the check out counter with new white sheets and a large axe for the Red Apple Ritual.

by Impudicus May 4, 2021

Weiner-mobile ritual

A ritual in which a German-speaker take a Weiner sausage, attaches wheels on it and rides it, the Weiner-mobile, from Frankfurt to Bavaria while drinking beer.

Hey bro, my man Walter just performed a Weiner-mobile Ritual. I know right, he's so cool!

by Viguple September 20, 2021

Rutuj

Rutuj is one of most of purest souls to ever exist on planet earth.Those people always care for others and are always willing to help out friends in tough times.Gives love to everyone-never expects it back

Spreading happiness all around the world is goal of their life

You are just being rutuj

by Pico12 January 5, 2020

Rutuja

She is a quiet and shy girl. You would still have that impression after knowing her for years but you would be exposed to the weird uwu side of her. She is into tik tok, astrology, crystals and things like shifting. She constantly looks like she isnt enjoying your company. She is a fun person to be with on the contrary. She is the type of person to have a crush on someone and never talk to them. She uses a secret account to text her crushes and has so many "bakas." She is awkward and annoying but you cant help but like that side of her. She believes tik tok more than her friends and uses quiz results to back up her arguments. She is rarely involved in dramas and is quite peaceful. She is emo and into kpop. Texting her is really dry that you can predict her replies and is least interested in what you're talking about unless its about her "bakas". She thinks shes mysterious and you can ignore her without meaning to. You cant help but like being with her regardless of her zero personality awkward self.

Rutuja is really quiet, isnt she?
Ikr. You barely can even notice her.

by tutu :P February 21, 2022

Ritu Pitu

A child predator that prefers girls that are younger or older than him.

“Watch out Ritu Pitu likes your cousin thats younger than him”

by BenDover69142 November 3, 2021

rufiki ritual

When making love, you ejaculate onto the women's forhead, then with your thumb, make a number "9" into the forehead and onto the nasal bridge, all whilst saying, in a commanding and mighty throaty roar, "Simba", using your semen as your tribal marking paint.

"Dude, I was fucking this jungle bunny last night and i had her on her back. Right after i came, i scooped some of it up on my thumb, and gave her the rufiki ritual. She told me I probably shouldn't ever come back.

by simbasex10609 January 1, 2010