Residuate

1) To find the residue of a function. The residue at an isolated singular point z0 of a function f(z) is defined as the contour integral of f(z) around C, all over two Pi i, where C is a positively oriented simple closed contour enclosing z0 (and no other singularities of f(z)) and i is the imaginary number defined as (-1)^(1/2). Alternatively, one can define the residue as the coefficient of the z^-1 term in the Laurent series expansion of f(z) about z0.

2) To jizz on that bitch's face.
Definition 1:
1) Residuate that ho!
2) Dude 1 - "Dude, I can't residuate this function."

Dude 2 - "Did you try taking the squrl?
Definition 2:
1) Residuate that ho!
2) SQF needs to CTFD and residuate a ho.
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residual sugar

When you wipe after taking a shit and don’t get fully clean, resulting in a sticky wet ass crack.
Boy, I have a little residual sugar after that one.
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Residu-poo

The bowel movement that shockingly reappears in the toilet bowl after an initial disappearance with a full flush
Ashley was shocked at the slow reemergence of the residu-poo and grabbed the plunger in defiance.
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Grape residue

Grapes that have been chewed and spit out.
"because of my braces. when I brushed my teeth after eating grapes, there was 'grape residue,' on my toothbrush"
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Residual Loafage

The turd that missed the train during your last hard shit and now sits just behind the shutter of your asshole and blocks any normal ability to fart.
Damn, I feel a hearty fart on deck and ready for lift off but I've got residual loafage causing a traffic jam.
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chocolate residue

The brown chocolate like substance on your wang when you pull out of his/her tang
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chocolate residue

The chocolate residue on your penis when you pull out of his/her anus
She ate the (Shit) chocolate residue off me after I railed her
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