relative matrix

The growing number of any value that is related to its self.

biological cells multiply expotentally into a multi trillion celled organism from only one cell. this can be viewed using numbers shown through a relative matrix. two simple numbers can be the gateway to everything relatitive to our existance creating an endless matris of numbers that are relative to our own existance, birthdates, cell numbers, addresses, names, personalitys, ect.

by thi pseudonym has been edited July 15, 2011

Once-a-year Relatives

Relatives, usually extended, that you only see once or twice a year on major holidays. Usually these visits are preceded by a great deal of apprehension and distress.

Jessica: So, I'm getting my hair refoiled, my nails done, and then going out and eating my body weight in chocolate

Becca: Oh..once-a-year relatives coming into town?

Jessica: Ya. I hate the holidays!

by razorclam April 7, 2010

theory of relative promiscuity in childhood educators

The theory that childhood educators of any kind put out (are sluts), though the younger the children they educate, the more they put out

The theory of relative promiscuity in childhood educators played itself out last night - i hooked up with a preschool teacher, a primary school teacher and a high school teacher, but only the preschool teacher was sik for DVDA

by Tev13 October 28, 2010

I really want my relatives to disappear

I don’t care what happens or how you do it. I just want them out of my life. I need to get them out of my way. Do you understand?

I really need these fuckers out of my fucking life. I’m starting to get desperate.

I really want my relatives to disappear

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker May 12, 2021

relatives

family you hate, that thankfuly only come (or you have to visit) during the holidays.

damn relatives are coming, weres the volka??

by fuck off June 24, 2003

Facebook relatives

One's listed siblings or parents on Facebook who are not actual family members, but friends.

Jay Wilson is one of CJ Walker's Facebook relatives.

by T-Bizzcuit March 20, 2010

Thou favored relative art homophobically curious

If you are missing a lot of braincells you may say this phrase in order to overpower any comment thrown at you, whether that be “Your mom gay” “No U” even overcoming the dreaded “Ur grandpap a trap”. No other phrase has been, is now, or ever will be more powerful than this. No matter what.

Your mom ga...

THOU FAVORED RELATIVE ART HOMOPHOBICALLY CURIOUS

by WhyMyPPsmall March 14, 2018