a bunch of fucked up assholes that like to dress up like japanamation cartoons, tinkerbell fairy look-alikes, or glow in the dark zombies. they like bright colors, loud bass, and candy necklaces. that's all they eat so they're usually really fucking skinny, but sometimes you will find one of their fat friends that like to hang out with them and just eat candy. these fuckers hang out at raves or in dark basements giving backrubs to eachother while singing along to the techno (which contains lyrics like: castle in the sky, i see a rainbow in your eye!). also, these dj's that "spin" techno are the dj's that weren't good enough to make it through dj school and dropped out. all they do is fade one track into the next rack, counting "1,2,3,4,1,2,3,4,1,2,3,4,1,2,3,4..." in their head. anyways what was i saying? fuck a candy raver. if you ever see one kick 'em in the balls or vag, because they deserve it.
JIM: I met this candy raver last night.
BOB: Really? What's a candy raver?
JIM: They go to raves and wear construction masks covered in Vick's Vapo-rub. They like candy.
BOB: Like snickers?
JIM: No, not the good kind of candy. Jewelry candy.
BOB: Sound like a bunch of queers to me.
JIM: Yep.
BOB: Yessir.
BOB: Really? What's a candy raver?
JIM: They go to raves and wear construction masks covered in Vick's Vapo-rub. They like candy.
BOB: Like snickers?
JIM: No, not the good kind of candy. Jewelry candy.
BOB: Sound like a bunch of queers to me.
JIM: Yep.
BOB: Yessir.
by Chris Walsh October 10, 2005
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candy raver (male version).....the biggest losers out!!!
a male who goes to raves wearing:
-pacifiers...they collect these
- brightly coloured beads up their arms and around their necks
-little kids t shirts with cartoon characters
-wear diapers for all we know they do everythink else like babies
they read pic books, suck their thumbs(probably)
eat candy.
candy raver (male version)listen to happy hardcore, hardcore and sometimes hardstyle.candy ravers usually stomp or shuffle on the dancefloor.they are pathetic guys who dont wanna grow up,..and stay and act like babys at nite clubs...most are probably diapers fetish..and were probably breaast feed by ther mommies until they were 18
...from personal experience most are late age bedwetters....like my ex bf
a male who goes to raves wearing:
-pacifiers...they collect these
- brightly coloured beads up their arms and around their necks
-little kids t shirts with cartoon characters
-wear diapers for all we know they do everythink else like babies
they read pic books, suck their thumbs(probably)
eat candy.
candy raver (male version)listen to happy hardcore, hardcore and sometimes hardstyle.candy ravers usually stomp or shuffle on the dancefloor.they are pathetic guys who dont wanna grow up,..and stay and act like babys at nite clubs...most are probably diapers fetish..and were probably breaast feed by ther mommies until they were 18
...from personal experience most are late age bedwetters....like my ex bf
girl(1): omg,.... is you bf suckin a pacifier
girl(2):..yeh he's a candy raver,...i dumped him
girl(1): Y??
girl(2):..cause he wanted 2 act like a baby in public
girl(3):omg candy raver (male version)r losers
girl(2):..yeh he's a candy raver,...i dumped him
girl(1): Y??
girl(2):..cause he wanted 2 act like a baby in public
girl(3):omg candy raver (male version)r losers
by sh@ttyrew!!_h&L March 31, 2007
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Get the Saga Raver mug.Keyboard ravers are people who all tune into the same music and then discuss on facebook how the banging trance is, they jump on their beds and bang their heads.
They are the ultimate misbehavers disturbing the neighbours. They get messy with nessy.
They are in-sitting in!
Getting tranced out their puss!
They are in-tuned in!
They are the ultimate misbehavers disturbing the neighbours. They get messy with nessy.
They are in-sitting in!
Getting tranced out their puss!
They are in-tuned in!
by raver1 May 29, 2012
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A responsi-raver realizes and actuates the appropriate decision in key moments, e.g. choosing water over more small cartoon-stamped pills.
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