racoon

n. Dedicated anti-covid crusader who always wears a mask even in circumstances where it makes no sense.

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Second month of solitary confinement and still masked? You are such a racoon.

by gnostic3 February 20, 2021

bald racoon

When you shave your balls and your pubes off and it makes your dick look like a bald raccoon

My friend Joe got a bald racoon and he regrets it

by Glizzy mastsr February 5, 2022

cheese grater racoon

A disturbing peice of content that got some zoophilias exposed in the furry community. A racoon that did something with a cheese grater. The racoon got a cheese grater stuck up it's butt, a person was pulling out the cheese grater. Gore is an understatement.

'Did you hear about the cheese grater incident?' "Oh, you mean cheese grater racoon, unfortunately, yes."

by Purple Demi venison January 16, 2025

Fiddling the Racoon

The act of stimulating the male genitalia using a raccoon as a flesh light

He’s been Fiddling the Racoon ever since he got that Zoo job

by ChrisEubank May 4, 2021

Racooned

Bitch you look racooned did you get any sleep

When your eyes look realy dark under the eyes from not sleeping or being tired . I am so high I look racooned

by Racooned October 8, 2020

Ratchet Racoon

An ugly Math project and the fellow cousin of Rocket Racoon from the MCU

Yo I heard Ratchet Racoon was going to appear in the next MCU movie

by friendly neighborhood maman May 28, 2019

Der Lil Racoon

the racoon demigod of the trash can. fell from heaven known as a landfill to understand the ways of the trash and cans. Probably has a higher Iq than you lol. He can read write and draw and will give you a lemon in exchange for an orange.

Oh sh*t, the Der Lil Racoon is packing heat!

by Eliteperkele February 7, 2023