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QWERTY

1. the type of keyboard you are using
2. what windows update manisfests itself with
3. the one thing that does not have the <i>any</i> key
1. i am using a QWERTY keyboard
2. ??
3. "please press the <i>any</i> key"
"where's da fuckin any key?!"
by Ben H November 13, 2003
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Qwerty

A clever ruse, in which a male tells another person (male or female) that he has alot of quarters in his pocket, to creep them out by having them touch their penis. He then tells victim to feel all the quarters. Slowly he has the person move his hand towards the inner thigh, untill the victim suddenly understands what's happening.
James: "Hey Aidan, I have alot of quarters in my pocket. Want to feel them?"

Aidan: "Sure! This sounds like harmless enjoyment to me!"

James: "There's more to the left"

Aidan (akwardly): "What the fuck, that wasn't a quarter!"

Dayum, James just pulled some mad Qwerty on Aidan!
by Crusty Kovacevic August 21, 2006
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QWERTY

A kick-ass unreleased Linkin Park song. Can only be found on Linkin Park Underground V6
Hey, did you listen to QWERTY yet?
No I haven't got it and I don't want t upset teh internet police by getting limewire :(
by Your mum October 15, 2007
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QWERTY

1) The name of the layout for most keyboards.

2) The first 6 letters on most keyboards

3) A song by nu-metal/rapcore band Linkin Park
by nintendofu32624 March 19, 2009
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Qwerty

Somebody who is addicted to computers and can understand any code or hack. They can fix or hack any computer they want, and they are literally a genius.
Dan is so qwerty. Everyday, he is fixing the school's computers or doing codes on his own computer
by Awesome Person June 8, 2014
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Qwerty

Qwerty: a female that self identifies with various aspects of 'Geek' or 'Nerd' subcultures who tends to arouse sexual desire or interest. A strictly positive personality quality which connotes sexiness, with the potential for promiscuousness, but without the negative connotations generally associated with being sexually open.
Holy shit, this cute girl wearing a 'Han Shot First' T shirt just fucked me on all fours, and asked me to cum on her glasses. I fucking love qwerty girls.
by RThree September 28, 2010
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Qwerty

Noun

A vaginal wart found between a strippers legs.

Qwertys can be transmitted through sexual intercourse. To prevent the spread of qwertys, one must always wear a condom or just give up on sex entirely.
L: Oh my god! I found a qwerty last night when I was masturbating!

P: Are you serious? You need to get that shit checked out!
by LuckyLemon February 15, 2009
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