quickie giggle

hard core quickie (blow job) while shes giggleing

your ma gave me a quickie giggle during radio and chill

by carotman August 19, 2016

Quicken Loans Cattle Handle

When you pay a discount rate for a dry handjob while on a business trip to a rural area. The Quicken Loans Cattle Handle usually occurs in the backseat of a crew cab Chevy 2x4, while the handjobist's father is trying to buy dip in the Love's Gas Station. If timed improperly the Quicken Loans Cattle Handle can have disastrous results, including STI's, Blueballs or a Napoleon Complex.

Man I had to go to Oklahoma on a work trip, The wife made me promise not to do any cheating so all I did was get a couple Quicken Loans Cattle Handles to clear my head.

I got a Quicken Loans Cattle Handle yesterday, but her dad got out of the shell before I could finish.

by Kort's favorite Buttboy April 23, 2018

quickies and cream

The term you use to describe the feeling when you want both a tasty dairy desert and a good time but not a long time.

To your tinder date: “hey meet me outside coles for a quickies and cream. The ice cream is on sale”

by Neverbeentoeurope January 15, 2018

quackle

period of 3 hours (1 quackle = 3 hours = 180 minutes)

Wedding lasted for one quackle.

by Chafe Ball June 15, 2018

quicklytics

Quicklytics means a simple way of showing website analytics, Quicklytics is mainly used by small bootstrapped companies that are a quick(simple) alternative of complex google analytics.

A good example of Quicklytics are:

SimpleAnaltytics.com
Onduis.com
Plausible.io
usefathom.com

- That's too complex maybe we need to look at quicklytics?
- Quicklytics data is better for our startup.

by Onduist October 20, 2022

Quicker Fucker Upper

An alcohol your body just can't process, resulting in a stumble bum like behavior

Patron for me is a quicker fucker upper

by Skidmarkcat June 5, 2023

Arby's Quickie

When you have involuntarily popped a huge throbbing uncomfortable boner in the midst of a non-private or public situation. So you then decide to go to the nearest Arby's and buy the beef n' cheddar sandwich, go to the public bathroom provided, and fuck the sandwich through the buns like theirs no tomorrow. When you nut, the cum looks like mayo, so you go find a homeless person and give them the sandwich as if it was a good deed.

Man, I popped a huge tent pole at Arby's today, so I thought I would pull an Arby's Quickie on this homeless dude.

by jasepi May 4, 2017