Quit Eating My Quails

the greatest musical group to ever exist. EVER. Its masterfully played by two guys with a microphone and a whole lotta bud.

Hanz: Dude, have you heard of Quit Eating My Quails?

Max: Fuck yeah bro!! best band ever!!!!!!

Hanz: totally man. wanna go hang out at an elementary school?

Max: You know me so well.

by AcurledUpCheeto! September 2, 2010

Skinned Quail

When a man grabs the base of their scrotum making it look like a quail that has had all of the feathers plucked off of it.

Hello Jocelyn - have you ever seen a skinned quail?

by werd-smith January 30, 2019

Quail

A quail is a attractive female typically affiliated with a sorority. Tend to travel in packs (a pack of quail). Always get 100+ likes on Instagram posts. Frequently spotted on and around college campuses such as Dallas Baptist University.

That girl Savannah is quail bro.

by bevo4pres May 11, 2015

Phillip the Quail

One who at work will forage in the undergrowth of desks searching for uneaten lunches etc.

"Where has my lunch gone?... It must have been a Phillip the Quail.

by Funky_008 December 15, 2008

Aiban Quail

A stupid guy

Aiban Quail is so dumb I hate him so much.

by anonymous728383782 September 9, 2020

Oklahoma quail breast

When a man takes 1 or 2 of his testicles and squeezes in extra skin of his scrotum under the balls creating an illusion of a quail breast.

Man 1: (turns around) “bro wtf put your sack away”
Man 2: that’s an Oklahoma quail breast.

by Dirty bastard September 3, 2023

Quail; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Quail; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025