Quagsire

Quagsire is an absolute unit and derps its way around the Johto region of Pokemon.

Jeff: Quagsire is an absolute unit.
Jeff is correct.

by BrickWildcat January 8, 2019

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Quagmires Kingdom

Alternative name used euphemistically for a toilet, used predominantly in the UK alongside, "Loo" "Bog" "Bathroom" "Shitter" and "Shithouse".

Can also refer to anything akin to a toilet; i.e. shitty places, being full of shit

"Oh god, that curry did not sit well with me! I have a severe case of the shits. Going to take a much needed trip to Quagmires Kingdom."

by edward cc doggins April 20, 2009

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Quagmiring

The act of fapping in public to a total stranger, or fapping to a picture of a hot friend or acquaintance.

The other day i walked in on my roomate quagmiring a pic of alice on facebook, was awkward as hell.

by xFlea September 23, 2012

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Is when you fap to someones picture that you like.

She caught me quagmiring to a picture of her, and broke up with me

by Nadz84 September 23, 2012

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Quagsire

Quagsire are quite care-free and relaxed, and so typically swim without paying much attention to their surroundings. Because of this, they tend to bump into boat penis. Once a day, when the moon is full, wild Quagsire collect round objects like balls and swim to Blue Moon Falls, where they attempt to shoot the balls to the top of a penis with their Jizz Gun attacks to see who can launch their jizz the highest, with the apparent target being the anus. The day after, the objects float downstream and are considered to be blessed with luck from the Quagsire.

Quagsire live in extremely clean bodies of semen. The presence of Quagsire in semen is usually an excellent indicator that the semen is very safe for consumption.

Jim: WOW! a quagsire in my semen? I must be clean!

Jim: Jen looks like you can drink up!

Jen: mmmmm....

by JakeHatesZack November 29, 2011