Chinese Fuck Puzzle

A Chinese Fuck Puzzle is something totally complicated or in disaray or disorganized. A clusterfuck

I got so frustrated with that Chinese Fuck Puzzle

by Big Daddy Matty August 10, 2006

Japanese Puzzle Box

An Asian woman's vagina. Not specific to only Japanese women (only because most people can't tell the difference). This term was started by me and is used in a close circle of Milwaukee friends. Surely someday it will be more widespread. Moreover, the reason for this slang is that usually Asian-American women, especially Asian born women are very sexually uptight (but not pertaining to being a virgin) and never let men get any of that tight poontang. If you think about it, most Japanese Puzzle Boxes usually take at least 10 steps to open it. Some puzzle boxes take up to 72 steps just to get it open and you need instructions. Hence, it is very difficult.

Man this sucks, I have been out on 54 dates with my girlfriend and she still won't let me get in that Japanese Puzzle Box.

by DANIEL DRAWS March 20, 2006

Monkey Puzzle Tree

A tree which originates from Chile. Brought to the UK for the sole purpose of confusing American tourists who know little about trees and the UK in general. Looks different and therefore attracts conversation. Many UK citizens are well informed about its origins but due to its unusual name, US citizens often believe them to be untruthful in its namesake.

US tourist: Hey what tree is that?

UK Citizen: Why thats the Monkey Puzzle Tree!

US tourist: No way, your totally making that up.

UK Citizen: Of course not and I can even prove it on the internet.

by treegeek2606 June 29, 2009

puzzelucination

When you obsess over the global phenomenon that is Puzzle Quest: Challenge of the Warlords and you begin to see the bejeweled-esque pieces line up when you blink or close your eyes for long periods of time.

Bill: Dude, you've playing Puzzle Quest recently, its amazing.
Nick: Yeah, you know it, but i keep getting freaking puzzelucinations.
Bill: I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN!!

by A Breed of Sushi February 4, 2008

Puzzling

When a man spends a large amount of time completing the puzzle that is pleasing a woman (starting with figuring out how to unhook her bra)

He's going to come over for drink and puzzling

by Morganator88 January 5, 2018

pezzy

pathetic thing. small and pointless.
like that spitting type of rain when you look at it and it’s not really raining, yet gets you soaking wet for no reason.

you: “is it raining outside?”
me: “it’s pezzy rain”

by hammerheads January 4, 2021

Puzzle Man

A nooby runescape player that spends a lot of time questing, typically lowish lvl players (80 - 100) with untrimmed quest capes.

"Hey man stop being a Puzzle Man and come pking!"

by SimonLeone August 26, 2007