silly putty

The term for male ejaculate when it lands in someone's eye.

Clegg shrieked like a girl when his eye stung from a money shot of silly putty.

by EJJ May 8, 2007

poster putty

something that can be used to stick posters on walls.
not to be confused with play-dough.

Sally lived in a rental house so her parents got her poster putty to hang up her posters with. She promptly forgot about it and while cleaning her room put it with her play-dough. several months later Sally found the play-dough and poster putty. They were slightly different shades of blue, and Sally realized that one of them must be the missing poster putty. she then picked up one of the play-dough thinking it was the poster putty, and used it to hang up her new Taylor Swift poster.

THREE YEARS LATER THEY MOVE AWAY. SALLY IS STILL A TAYLOR SWIFT FAN ANT STILL HAS THE POSTER HANGING UP.

Mom-- Sally, you need to take down that poster.
Sally-- fine.

Sally pulls down the poster. The three-year-old blue play-dough has left a huge blue stain on the wall.

by Live_Love_Laugh December 22, 2010

putz

A putz is a numbnuts who hasn't a clue that s/he is so so so very dumb or clueless. A true putz is not only stupid or completely 'out of it', but s/he is also aggressive or combative about his/her totally inept decision-making.

Mike and Louise are such putzes. Wow, they just keep compounding their previous errors and dumb moves with even worse ones!

by Athelstan Spilhaus IV September 10, 2006

putty

Another name for pussy

I got dis gril cumming over and she got sum gud putty.

by Dat Bitch September 14, 2006

putzulfuck

a putz like fuck.seeputz

Aberham,your such a putzulfuck.

by chris227 October 16, 2007

puzzy nuddles

A goofy moron who swats himself on the head with a baseball cap, beanie, or other goody-two-shoes type headwear and bleats "good to see ya" or "have a nice day" over and over again until someone sticks a boot in their ass.

"There goes Mikey the puzzy nuddles, getting on everyone's nerves again with his dorky bullshit."

by Meat Slab June 15, 2006

putz

Vulgar Yiddish slang for penis, i.e. "dick". Not to be used lightly or jokingly.

Shut up, putz!

by putzhead July 29, 2009