Pumper's Doom

When you are trying to squeeze your fingers together but you can't. Mainly caused by excessive masturbation combined with cycling into work.

'God damn my hands are hurting, I can't squeeze my fingers together, my girlfriend (who is a physio) tells me it's "Pumper's Doom"...'

by Trevor Osser June 22, 2016

Meat Pumper

(Male Version of Swamp Donkey) a bro who pumps his meat then pumps on Drunk swamp donkey} girls at bars or boats. They have low IQs and love showing off their really shitty tattoos In the summer. They usually have some wealth, (not acquired) but definitely live in the suburbs. If they live in the city the meat pumpers flock to very touristy/douchey areas. In the winter you can detect a Meat Pumper by smell. (Drakkar Noir, Axe Body Spray, Old Spice products, etc)

Wow look at these meat pumpers...they look like they not only got their wardrobes from Sears in Greece...they also smell like they sampled everything at the fragrance counter as well! Pee yew!

by CUDDY July 20, 2020

pumpernickle

an affectionate nickname
like, honeybun , tinny , lovebug

narr you're my pumpernickle :)

by tmplosl December 21, 2010

Harlem Pumper

a hit in someone's testicles with someone's fist. Most of the time it hurts real bad for at least 5 minutes.

Sean was given a Harlem Pumper by Matt, Sean was crying and laying on teh ground. He was in alot of pain.

by someone that was bored February 17, 2006

pumpernickel sauce

a phrase to say when you don't want to swear and it makes other people laugh.

Oh pumpernickel sauce, I can't believe I dropped it again!

by PAB91 April 12, 2011

Butt pumper

A person that blows his load into a male/female rectum

Girl 1: OH he's hot, i would let him do me
Girl 2: Yeah, But i heard he's a butt pumper
Girl 1: oh. never mind then

by Thats not right July 21, 2009

pussy pumper

One of T.I.'s many nicknames. NOT pussy popper. <---noobs

Why do you call yourself the Pussy Pumper?

T.I.: That’s what the ladies call me. Actually, ever since the song came out, that’s what the ladies like to call me. Pussy Pumper #1. I always had a way with the ladies, and when I went to work with Pharrell he came up with that name.

by standupguy September 16, 2008