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Puffing on a Hoagie

Suckin a Dick, What you call someone you don’t like or who’s a superfag
*an insult*
“well how about you go puff on a hoagie.”

You’re a hoagie puffer.

Definition: “Puffing on a hoagie” meaning sucking dick
by biffsmallberry December 11, 2025
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Puffed Protogen Day

Puffed Protogen Day Takes Place on May 7
Where if u know a protogen.. Make em Bigger,
Puff em, make Em Pudgy, Do whatever!
Just make sure they end the Day Off Bigger than How they Started It!
The Wolf Nudged the Protogen's Shoulder and Said "hey.. you know what today is?"
"huh?" the protogen replied, "its Puffed Protogen Day~" the Wolf Said,
by Meteor~ June 13, 2024
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Gump puffing

(noun)
/slang, bedroom mischief

A playful and slightly chaotic act where one partner blows air into the other’s vagina or anus, leading to a noisy expulsion of that air — often resulting in uncontrollable laughter, embarrassment, or an accidental trumpet solo.

Fun Fact:
Doctors recommend caution — your body isn’t technically an inflatable castle.

Etymology:
Gump — silly or goofy; puffing — to blow short bursts of air. Together they create an act as ridiculous as it sounds.
Her attempt at gump puffing turned into an unexpected symphony.

Nothing says romance like a good old-fashioned gump puffing session.

We tried gump puffing once… now we can’t look each other in the eye without laughing.
by not mitchell April 13, 2025
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Puffing on a stogie

When you are holding onto a turd that has partially come out.

Sexual meaning;
the act of eating someone out from behind while they start to push out a solid turd.
Melinda: "Hurry up, I'm puffing on a stogie"
Gabe: "Oh no... I can see it through your pants"
by NotGabe69 May 4, 2025
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Puffing on a stogie

When there is a solid turd starting to protrude from your orifice, either over the toilet or in your pants.
Melinda: " HURRY UP! I'm puffing on a stogie"
Gabe: "Oh no... I can see it through your pants!"
by NotGabe69 May 4, 2025
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Puffing on a stogie

Sexual act;
When one is doing oral from behind and the other starts to release a solid turd into their mouth.
Dan: "I heard Paul was puffing on a stogie with Victoria the other night."
by NotGabe69 May 4, 2025
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Cocoa Puffing

Slang term for pouring milk into a public toilet right before a shit where one doesn't flush, so that the next bathroom occupant can feast their eyes on a frothy bowl of America's favorite breakfast cereal.
God damnnnnn Clarence, you had a real streak there, Cocoa Puffing the shit out of your entire high school!
by C.Puff December 6, 2022
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