Protect From Missiles

To use a condom during intercourse.
A prayer spell from RuneScape that blocks the user from damaging missiles.

Girl A: Jimmy used Protect From Missiles last night.
Girl B: roflcopter.

"Dude, I'm so lucky I had enough prayer points to use protect from missiles last night with Angie."

by Jooker January 17, 2009

Leg-Pretzel

A position of two people when you're snuggling and cuddling with your lover and your legs are intertwined with each other.

I love to wrap my legs around Ali as we cuddle in bed. He is the best to leg-pretzel with ever!

by eck0731 February 8, 2010

Salted Pretzel

The salted pretzel is a sexual act where two men scissor, bending their genitals down to penetrate each other's rectums. A third man then stands above the two and urinates, thereby salting the pretzel.

"I talked to Bill at work, and he agreed to help us make a Salted Pretzel"

"Perfect. I'll go get a tarp to lay on the floor."

by fireburn1222 January 17, 2017

federally protected wetlands

Jenna Bush's Snatch

Now that she's 18, I guess Jenna's federally protected wetlands are open for public drilling.

by Aesop April 30, 2004

protagonist

the good guy (usually in a story)

Master Cheif in "Halo"

Jesus in "the Holy Bible"

Tom Cruise in "Top Gun"

the good guy is the protagonist, the bad guy is the antagonist

by doombuddy January 4, 2007

Pretzky

Paulo Adriano da Silva, Jr., known professionally as Pretzky, is a Brazilian recording artist and songwriter. Born and raised in São Paulo, he began singing at around the age of fourteen, when he formed the hip hop group Warmie (2008-2013) with fellow rappers MC Bei and ThanksJay in 2008. They released their singles “Bad Girl” and “Samba-Sambô” in 2011 and 2013, respectively. Pretzky left the group in December 2013 to pursue a solo career.

Pretzky is a Brazilian recording artist and songwriter.

by jimcollin85 August 15, 2017

protect ya neck

What you need to do when the Wu comes for that ass.

Wu-Tang Clan:Ya best protect ya neck!

Average nigga:Word

by Phish77 January 2, 2009