Protaginitis

i. When protagonists (main characters) in media use logic that only works because they are protagonists, and thus have plot armor and are protected from dying.

ii. When protagonists or deuteragonists (side characters) in media die as a result of logic that normally wouldn't be applied in real life by normal people, but instead because they need to advance the plot.

"He clearly heard the monster breathing behind that door, why would he open it?"
"He had a minor case of protaginitis, that's why."

by DookieManYT March 28, 2024

Protestant Dinner

When a Protestant invites their friends to dinner and asks the waitress for separate bills, as opposed to a Catholic Dinner where the host pays for each of their guests as a gesture of goodwill.

My Lutheran neighbor invited me to a Protestant Dinner and I had to pay for my own meal despite being his guest.

by CatholicCrusader August 3, 2025

multi-protaskinator

A person who not only has ADHD but is also a procrastinator causing them to start multiple tasks but putting them all off till the last possible moment to complete.

Dennis is such a multi-protaskinator. He starts 5 things at one time and put's everything off till the last minute to complete.

by Smithfucius May 16, 2016

Evangelical Protestant

An Evangelical Protestant, who is similar to a hippy or millennial, will find a problem like toxic soil and lay in it and work at McDonald's until the problem gets solved. A person who has a passive way of arguing everything except the problem.

Evangelical Protestant is the religion responsible for cleaning capital lake Olympia, was of 120 year old brewery yeast.

by bushlight December 27, 2018