by McSucc December 6, 2017

having aliens put a hoopa joop in your ass, which makes a satellite come out of your ass, being under alien control, and fart fire.
by udella July 12, 2023

by barbiebossmaster July 18, 2023

(Verb)
When you emerge from an exam room knowing you just took a finger up the asshole; not as severe as a bone or fist.
When you emerge from an exam room knowing you just took a finger up the asshole; not as severe as a bone or fist.
*Michael and Sanjeet exit the calculus exam room*
Michael: Man, I think the prof was out to bone with those trigonometric integrals.
Sanjeet: I don't think it worked because I only got probed.
Michael: Man, I think the prof was out to bone with those trigonometric integrals.
Sanjeet: I don't think it worked because I only got probed.
by stronerbigboner April 20, 2017

The effort journalists and tv hosts make to get the people they interview to cry on camera. The emotional response gets media attention and drives ratings. emotion, crying, drama, if it bleeds it leads, media, journalism, soap opera, bating, interview
I get so sick of these tv hosts trying to get natural disaster victims to cry about the loss of their homes. It's so opportunistic and disgusting, this probing emotions crap is just wrong-this is what journalism has become.
by joecoolthefool June 15, 2016

Girl:"Are you the kink who sat on the floor?
Me:No,I can't.
Robert why you such a lorax probe?
Robert: Because you and the girlfriend liked staring at my butt when I bent my foot on the tree.
Girl:Jeez,that appropriate bitch.
Me:No,I can't.
Robert why you such a lorax probe?
Robert: Because you and the girlfriend liked staring at my butt when I bent my foot on the tree.
Girl:Jeez,that appropriate bitch.
by FreshBlood10'9 May 27, 2023
