Law of Printers

Also known as the Printer Curse. Law states that the closer it is to the day that an essay, project, or report is due, the more likely your home printer will malfunction, refuse to print, or break down in the middle of printing.

The bane of high-school and college students' lives.

Teacher: Why is this report 4 days overdue?

Student: Sorry ma'am, it's the stupid Law of Printers.

by deathgleaner July 29, 2010

license to print money

A sure-fire method guaranteed to make copious, innumerable amounts of revenue, usually through a product being sold or an event being offered.

The Nintendo DS and Nintendo 3DS sell so well, Nintendo treats it like a license to print money.

by Ixra February 14, 2013

printernet

The combination of the print and online world

With the advent of printernet you can read today's edition of your local newspaper in print form or online.

by Chicago Buckeye March 20, 2006

Pritha

People with this name are usually born between Jan and Feb. Are usually petite (cute and nice to cuddle),but have a large voice. They have complicated relationships and are known as boy magnets. They never let a secret out,but are bad liars.

Do u think she told the truth

-yep pritha can't lie that well

by Judith Bryn August 25, 2018

Cheetah Print

Cheetah Print is a design on a material often clothes that resembles the fur of a Cheetah. Cheetah print clothing is most often worn by ladies who often provide certain services to a man for pay. When it come to hookers the ones in Cheetah print often are the lower end whores, like if your looking for a five dollar blow-job.

Daniel: "Hey Jim I'm really horny" Jim: "Here's five dollars"
Daniel: "Thanks, i think i saw a whore in Cheetah print back there a ways."

by Stanky Dragon December 31, 2011

Prithi

A mysteriously gentle yet volatile girl who acts out on her loneliness only because she is actually an incarnate of an ancient Hindu Goddess and is used to being pampered and fanned all day. If you should be so lucky as to make love to this girl who is likely to live in Chelsea or the West Village, you will have essentially given up all your devout aspirations only to worship her til death.

I once had a Prithi or should I say she once had me.

by g~bone July 22, 2009

licence to print money

(n.) A highly profitable business.

Those who bought into the McDonalds franchise years ago have found they now have a licence to print money

by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004