darius printer

that indian kid who gives you his muffins and plays minecraft and you love very dearly(as a friend)

darius printer is cold

by amy_xx1234 November 15, 2019

Printer talk

When you are working in an office and you need an excuse to make small talk with someone you meet at the printer to talk. Note this can be elaborated on for any other office equipment like scanners, photocopiers, fax etc.

Person 1: The boss is looking at us if you want to finish talking lets do some printer talk
Person 2: That sounds like a good idea i'll head over now.

by Boomer_Zoomer January 29, 2019

printerism

printerism is the act of judging other printers for their capabilities or thinking that one printer is superior to all other printers

guy 1: Man this dumb printer wont work, my dad's printer is so much better
guy 2: Hey man that's printerism

by STRIKEFORCE4000 January 8, 2021

The 3D Printer Manouver

When you heat the tip of your penis with a kettle, you cum and shit yourself at the same time, therefore using that steamy cum as glue for 3d printed sculptures.

"I 3d printed a model of my mom last night, painful but worth it....." the 3d printer manouver

by youdontwannaknow222 February 21, 2024

Printer with no paper

An adjective that in which is used to describe oneself as useless or worthless.

Alfie: “You’re such a printer with no paper.”

by KaiFentat November 23, 2025

i put it in the printer

i ate it

dude that pizza last night? i put it in the printer.

by gordontuous November 14, 2022

Printer

a device that always fails when you need it the most , used to transfer information to paper.

"hey did you print that Very Important note?" "Sorry my printer broke. :("

by nootnootforever October 10, 2022