The Pimps Prayer

The Pimps Prayer:

Lord guide my pimp hand and make it strong,so that this ho might know her place.

Let us bow our head and pray The Pimps Prayer.

by Arsemunky September 4, 2016

thoughts and fucking prayers

Close to worthless well-wishing platitudes when real action and assistance could make a positive outcome difference.

So, Connor has cancer and his family is having a tough time making ends meet because he can't work.
Really? I'll be sure to light a candle for them at mass this Sunday.
Why don't you save your thoughts and fucking prayers for imaginary problems; they could actually use some help.

by YAWA October 18, 2020

Prayer pigeon

A hard-on that has become permanent. Apparently derives from priapic.

I have to go the hospital to have my prayer pigeon fixed

by Guermantes June 18, 2011

Prayer of the Refugee

The last hope in a desperate situation, you're last shot to make something work.

Usually works because of the power of sheer desperation.

girl 1: weren't you gonna dump your bf today?
girl 2: yea...but he got down on his knees with a basket of roses and begged me to forgive him...
girl 1: Oh wow. I guess he pulled a prayer of the refugee. You didn't have a chance.

by LosiThai March 5, 2012

Preeg

Abbreviation for the term 'pregaming' often used by celebrities of high status.

You want to preeg before going to the party? They may not have an open bar there and I have some Black Label at home.

I preeged too hard that I didn't make it to the party.

by Mary Smallz November 23, 2013

precepitate

To percieve notions others can not conceive.

The professor continued to precepitate the valid points of the lecture as the class listened.

by Wysteria Wolfe October 31, 2017

Prayer Meeting

A phrase that means ‘a group of people passing around a joint or sharing other drugs’, used to conceal their true intentions. Also called: Adult Prayer Meeting.

*Dad and Uncle Tim are walking out to the shed*
Kids: “Daddy, where are you and Uncle Tim going?”
Dad: “Were gonna have a Prayer Meeting.. you kids go in the house.”
Kids: “But we wanna pray too.”
Dad: “This is an ADULT Prayer Meeting.”

by Scrodom July 7, 2018