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pretentious hipster

oh man... OH MAN! whoever wrote that definition before me. THAT is pretentious hipster talk. Normal hipsters can be alright, but what makes a pretentious hipster different is that they are pretentious as fuck. Pretentious hipsters don't look for new information out of boredom like normal people. To a pretentious hipster, information is something to win arguments with. A way to be the smartest guy in the room. A pretentious hipster is the kind of person who wore his beliefs on his sleeve in highschool. The kind of person who vomits them everywhere at parties, often with an acoustic guitar close at hand. A pretentious hipster cleans his asshole out in public, if you know what I mean. They are the people that drove Kerouac to drink himself to death.
Pretentious Hipster man: "I SO intellectually dominated that guy at borders. As if he knew anything about Faulkner. GOD! it was like something out of a Wes Anderson movie!"
by manwich del mar August 24, 2010
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pretentious

the word of the decade. everyone's using it to insult anything that seems smarter or tries to seem smarter or better.

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all the people on urbandictionary are pretentious because they can't insult someone in person. they have to do it from the safety of their computer. pretentious pretentious pretentious pretentious
by Eazy-X May 29, 2008
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pretentiously cool slut

a cool girl who everyone loves and is better than everyone else and everyone loves her even though she is kinda slutty
dude1: Dude, she's been with everyone.

dude2: Yeah, but she is wicked nice and hot as bawls.

dude1: She is a pretentiously cool slut, no joke.
by elizabeth ray October 4, 2005
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pretentious hipster

Anyone who feels the need to define 'pretentious hipster' on urban dictionary while using phrases like 'geek chic,' 'argyle superstar,' and 'social icon status.' It helps if the definition is the size of a graduate school essay and denigrates people for having different tastes. This shows maximum pretentiousness. Would you like to get coffee with anyone who wrote any of the definitions of 'pretentious hipster' on urban dictionary? Probably not, because they would probably make fun of your shirt. I know I would.
"oh man... OH MAN! OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN! whoever wrote that definition before me." (a pretentious hipster in the wild)

"It's a self-entitled way to feign social awkwardness" (what the hell does this even mean? )

"A pretentious hipster cleans his asshole out in public, if you know what I mean." (a pretentious hipster making an unnecessary reference to buttholes)
by Sgt. RK June 9, 2017
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pretendcious

1. adj: a delectable combination of being simultaneously precious and tender
2. adj: pretentious... kind of
1. That moment when we professed our everlasting favoritism for each other? Pretendcious.
2. You look like an ass in that Canadian indie-rock t-shirt from a show you did not attend, you don't know what the word "esoteric" means, but you just used it in a sentence, and you are a prick who drinks tea --> pretendcious.
by Nah of the Piney Northwest January 14, 2009
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pretentious fucks

What you say when what your doing is very difficult or if you just keep sucking at it.
These guys are playing tennis at night with there friends.
Grant hits good shot to Erik's backhand and he misses.

Erik: "This game is for PRETENTIOUS FUCKS!"
by Gloukmas12 September 1, 2011
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pretentious

When someone double majors in English and Physics.
Austin is pretentious.
by whitegirl11111 January 4, 2017
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