president of russia

Me

America's favorite president of russia

by ♥🗺☠ May 24, 2021

el presidente

A term of art in combat pistol shooting that refers to taking two shots to center mass and one shot to the forehead to make sure the target is deceased.

Did you hear what happened to Jorge? They gave him the old El Presidente. You won't be seeing him no more. He's taking a dirt nap.

by Jackel in Brawley April 13, 2007

President Trump

The shortest horror story

Guy: Hey, wanna hear a scary story?
Girl : Sure
Guy: Ok: "Welcome, President Trump"

*And from that day on most of humanity had a heart attack and died.*

by Corey the best Definer August 12, 2016

Presidential Hand Job

When she tugs so hard, she nearly pulls it off you. Similar to the hand shakes of the 45th President.

aka PHJ

'How's that new girl of yours?'
'She hot and all but only gives Presidential Hand Jobs.'

by MeltStuff February 16, 2017

presidential toupe

Styling of one's pubic hair to mimic the fashion of our current President's orange 'do

Man, did you see the presidential toupee sticking out of her bathing suit?!

by LostMyBiscuits May 30, 2018

dead presidents day

Pay day

Finally my favorite day of the week, dead presidents day.

by gorge washingtons October 11, 2011

Full Presidential

A blow job with a finger up the butt.

Before Bill got caught, Monica gave him the full presidential treatment.

by ConfessionsFromTheOffice January 29, 2017