premature clapulation

You are so intrigued by a performance, more so than your fellow audience, that you feel the need to applaud before everyone else. Usually no one else joins in clapping.

During super bowl 38 Janet Jackson's nipple slip cause extreme premature clapulation.

by BrennanChoo July 5, 2008

Premature Ecrapulation

When you think you are going to fart, but crap instead. Basically; When you shart

Person 1: Dude, watch this fart!
Person 2: Alright!
Person 1: *Sharts* Ah damnit!
Person 2: What happened?
Person 3: That sucks! He had premature ecrapulation! Haha!

by Zyth995 November 6, 2011

Premature Etaxulation

The heightened sensation of a taxgasm occurring before the correct or assigned time.

Usually experienced by CPA's and other tax professionals, this occurs when a preparer believes that a tax return has been completed perfectly and later has it returned by the reviewer with 15 review points resulting from egregious errors. The preparer then realizes that the elation experienced earlier was premature.

Also see "taxgasm"

"I thought I had nailed that return, but my manager gave it back to me with 15 review points! It was definitely a premature etaxulation!"

"I taxgasmed when that return was finished, then I realized that I forgot about the Alternative Minimum Tax calculation. Another case of premature etaxulation!"

by Justin, Joe, Frank, Ryan, Paul April 28, 2006

premature death

the destroying, demolishing or wrecking of a person usually during their youth.

I just got slide tackled by some big dude.

You suffered a premature death out here.

by washingtonville kid March 21, 2010

Premature Snackulation

When you can't contain your hunger and you end up eating a snack before the meal begins.

I was supposed to go out to dinner with my girlfriend tonight, but I had a premature snackulation before I left.

by Jacola Gordon October 4, 2010

premature textulation

The accidental sending of a text message, resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense.

I had a premature textulation, I sent the text that "She farted sideways..." and I almost shat myself!

by roneal October 5, 2007

premature ejaculation

Getting so hot and bothered prepatory to intercourse that the male cums on the gal's belly before he can penetrate her.

"No more dates with you, Freddy. This is the third time you've missed and made a mess on my belly. Now lick up every drop of that premature ejaculation!"

by Richard Black August 18, 2006