Potty Slot

A polite word for the arsehole, and potentially the vagina if you have one.
'Good gosh' said the proctologist as he stared into the abyss at goatse.cx. 'I think he's broken his potty slot'.
by KingBast February 02, 2010
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dick-a-potty

when your dick gets caught in a porta potty.
oh fuck im in a dick-a-potty
by Buthel August 07, 2016
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Potty-licks

A form of politics, where which some or most of the politicians are having a debate and talking shit, hence giving the impression that they have licked a baby's potty clean prior to the debate.
Friend 1: My uncle's an MP - did you see him debating in Parliament earlier, it was on TV?

Friend 2: No, I had no idea your uncle meddled in potty-licks.
by ooky17 October 13, 2011
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potty pal

a household pet (cat or dog, typically) that wanders up and keeps you company when you're sitting on the toilet
Our cat Megapuss makes a terrific potty pal; it's nice to have someone there for you
by JayDubbs October 14, 2006
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potty khao

Eat Shit.

"Potty" from the general term given to brown human excretement.

"Khao" from the beautiful urdu language, meaning Eat

Popular in local Pakistani poetry.
You think my face is haram? Well potty khao.
by dingoebingo December 15, 2009
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Potty Patrol

When at a club a group of women go into the bathroom together. Making sure all are safe from drunk men.
A woman walking to the bathroom alone and is approached by a drunk man the "Potty Patrol" has your back...No one goes to the bathroom alone.
by DiscoDuckie August 01, 2011
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potty chop

having pure short as fuck hair, ear level,
basically place a potty on your heed, and cut round it, u will then be a potty chop.
also known as a bowl cut.
have u seen that girls new hair cut, she had a potty chop and a half.
by madmowitdapottychop March 18, 2009
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