Potty Topper

When one drops a nuke in the bathroom, and a dime sized trace amount of turd incidentally dribbles onto the toilet seat cover and is left to sit overnight, much to the shock and horror of the other tenants.

God I love when I wake up for class and my roommate left me a sexy potty topper to gobble up in the morning.

by Misterstitches November 21, 2019

potty radar

When you're getting closer and closer to home (your toilet) and you have to poop more and more. Your radar is up

Omg I have such bad potty radar right now.

by Pogoobean March 21, 2017

Potty-licks

A form of politics, where which some or most of the politicians are having a debate and talking shit, hence giving the impression that they have licked a baby's potty clean prior to the debate.

Friend 1: My uncle's an MP - did you see him debating in Parliament earlier, it was on TV?

Friend 2: No, I had no idea your uncle meddled in potty-licks.

by ooky17 October 13, 2011

potsie pottie

The act of congratulating, used to express joy in the success or good fortune of another.

I heard you got a promotion. Potsie Pottie!

by Letto June 15, 2009

potty khao

Eat Shit.

"Potty" from the general term given to brown human excretement.

"Khao" from the beautiful urdu language, meaning Eat

Popular in local Pakistani poetry.

You think my face is haram? Well potty khao.

by dingoebingo December 15, 2009

potty pal

a household pet (cat or dog, typically) that wanders up and keeps you company when you're sitting on the toilet

Our cat Megapuss makes a terrific potty pal; it's nice to have someone there for you

by JayDubbs October 14, 2006

potty chop

having pure short as fuck hair, ear level,
basically place a potty on your heed, and cut round it, u will then be a potty chop.
also known as a bowl cut.

have u seen that girls new hair cut, she had a potty chop and a half.

by madmowitdapottychop March 18, 2009