[pot]

a natural herb.The most common way to use it is to smoke it, but you can also eat it, brew it like tea, or put it in food (hash brownies). The drug makes you feel very good, hungry, goofy, and hungry.

"Wow dillian, this hydro pine sure makes me hungry."

by reffer December 21, 2005

Pot of greed

A mystic yu-gi-oh card, which no one has a clue upon what it actually does.

Joey: I activate pot of greed!
James: What does it do?
Joey: It let's me draw 2 cards
James: Okay, but what does it do?

by LORDKEEM March 31, 2017

Pot nerd

A person who is extremely knowledgable about all things weed.

That Alli took one look at this bag and knew it was the og kush purple hair. She is the biggest pot nerd.

by Octomomslilcuz December 5, 2010

pot crowding

When a sink encroaches over the toilet denying you from shitting.

I refuse to take a shit at John's house. His sink is a fucking jerk. What a pot crowding asshole, I had to shit on the floor instead.

by gindertopia August 25, 2012

Pot Mom

A "Pot Mom' is a college educated wife who smokes pot a few times a month and makes a nice living. The Pot Mom always gets along with her husband's exes and or multiple Baby Mama's. The Pot Mom also takes care of her husband's children from a previous relationship(s). A Pot Mom is widely coveted by some men, since the Pot Mom is generally selfless and caring. The Pot Mom's in-laws can't even figure out why she is in her situation, considering there are far better life options.

Wayne doesn't make much money, but he has a Pot Mom to take care of everything while he plays Xbox.

by Big Oregon October 21, 2012

Pot-Poodle

A person trained by a Weed-Dog in pot smoking techniques to be shown off to friends.

Man I can't belive how much Jeff's Pot-Poodle has learned in just a few days.

Hey guys check out what my Pot-Poodle learned how to do last night.

by Nadisam December 31, 2012

Pot Head Courtesy

When a person is really high and remembers to use their manners.

Guy 1: *Bumps into tree*
Guy 1: * Whoops sorry tree didn't see you there*
Tree 1: he has some pot head courtesy to say that

Guy 1: * Puts toilet seat up before peeing* yeee pot head courtesy

Guy 1: Im hella LIT nigga nigga!
Guy 2: Dude you just said nigga
Guy 1: Sorry bro, my bad thats some Pot Head Courtesy

by WheresTheTreeMichael July 19, 2012