This is when your mouth carries on talking and your brain stops hi kings and shot just keeps falling out , porridge orrisge
by K30xty September 12, 2017

by Dredheadally November 4, 2017

by Funkyfairy27 April 18, 2017

The act of giving oral sex to a woman after a long session of vaginal intercourse, so that you get a mouthful of delicious oaty goodness.
"Man, you've got something on your collar there."
"Oh, sorry, I must have spilled some of my morning porridge"
"Oh dude, Nice
*high five*
"Oh, sorry, I must have spilled some of my morning porridge"
"Oh dude, Nice
*high five*
by EmotionalSpork December 7, 2017

The vile smegma found deep within the bowels of your remnant maternal birthing tether. Resembles porridge.
by Pink Enstink June 13, 2021

A euphemism for masturbation
C: What were you up to last night when I texted you?
J: Well, I was randy, so I was whipping the porridge.
J: Well, I was randy, so I was whipping the porridge.
by The Admiral is what I call my March 3, 2016

"Man, we made porridge oats last night!"
"Man, i rained fruit syrup all over our porridge oats last night!"
"Man, i rained fruit syrup all over our porridge oats last night!"
by Tumblebumbl August 28, 2018
