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Gerry Porridge

Crazy Guy, loves cocaïne and his mother Liesbeth. Lives in leather pants.
by Flip case hoesje November 24, 2021
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porridge fingers

I finger fucked her and got porridge fingers
by Dredheadally November 4, 2017
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morning porridge

The act of giving oral sex to a woman after a long session of vaginal intercourse, so that you get a mouthful of delicious oaty goodness.
"Man, you've got something on your collar there."

"Oh, sorry, I must have spilled some of my morning porridge"

"Oh dude, Nice

*high five*
by EmotionalSpork December 7, 2017
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Porridge Oats

To make love in a particularly oaty way.
See "Fruit syrup" as an extention.
"Man, we made porridge oats last night!"

"Man, i rained fruit syrup all over our porridge oats last night!"
by Tumblebumbl August 28, 2018
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Whipping the porridge

C: What were you up to last night when I texted you?
J: Well, I was randy, so I was whipping the porridge.
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Weiner porridge

A man made porridge. Can sometimes be lumpy. Not very sweet.
Tash has weiner porridge on her face
by Funkyfairy27 April 18, 2017
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pecker porridge

Another name for male semen.
Your sister took a warm helping of pecker porridge.
by Chi-Town Kid February 26, 2018
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