poon

1) (n.) "Action" given out by the female sex, which all men desire
2) (n.) Ability to "put out"

1. "Fuck this dude lets go get some poon"
2. "This girl is so prude, she doesnt give any poon"

by poon-santa December 28, 2005

Poon

the word 'Poon' means to Suck farts out of dead seagulls,
along the beach.

That man is a Poon

by [J@Y] August 8, 2008

poon

A man's asshole

John: I love to slay poon
Jeff: I know, my asshole is still sore!

by vaginalicker666 January 16, 2013

Poon

A man/male whom is so desperate for love of the opposite sex licks ladies' bike seats.

You are so desperate, you poon!

by [Judge] February 8, 2003

Poon

Being Silly

Oh silly sailor why are you being such a poon?

by Random John July 10, 2003

poon

To get one's ass kicked in a Game.
Also known as Power Owned.

Oh man this lizzy just pooned me!
Dude i sooo pooned you!

by Tarawen May 13, 2005

Poon

An insult refering to one's physical strength or body size.

Liz is a poon.(If Liz is very skinny).

by G Money May 15, 2003