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Pollution

The result of humans, or stupid apes that don't give a fu**. The thing that is irreversible in 10 years (from 2022) and will kill us before any other thing that a common idiot fears. In more detail it's unwanted gasses in the atmosphere that traps sunlight in our atmosphere causing the world to heat up, ice burns to melt, and then oceans rising. Fun isn't it?
Danm your scared of spiders? Pollution gonna kill you before them don't worry.
by A coool persone April 20, 2022
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polutioncausing

is that a plastic container? how polutioncausing.
by billy294838294 June 1, 2022
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Pollutionogenic

A person who consumes enough hallucinogens to "pollute" one's mind; someone who likes to do acid/shrooms quite frequently
Person: "She's always trippin' balls..I'm surprised her brain isn't completely fried..."
Person 2: "I know! She's a total pollutionogenic!"
by HaliJadee May 18, 2024
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PollutionMaxxing

A subcategory of EvilMaxxing, where the action involves intentionally engaging in environmentally harmful behavior for the sake of causing pollution.
Yeah, I left my car idling for hours and dumped chemicals in the river, I’m pollutionmaxxing.
by Józef Piłsudski November 18, 2024
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Pollution

someone who lives for dropping a shit, snapping a high-res pic of it like it’s fine art, posting it with “lol 🤣,” then swearing up and down it wasn’t his. like bro, we saw you walk into the stall. think of him as a walking porta-potty with a camera roll full of chaos—except instead of cleaning up, he just adds filters and posts his shit pics for the public to see.

he lives for shit—literal or metaphorical—and documents every shit pic like it’s a national treasure. then the second someone calls him out, he’s like “nah that ain’t mine.” classic pollution behavior.
bro dropped a shit pic in the gc, screenshotted it, and said ‘that wasn't me bro!’ what a pollution.

Guy 1: why the hell is there a picture of someone's shit in the chat??
Guy 2: mustve been a pollution
by dondo_shotgun_nose May 2, 2025
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newsfeed pollution

When a "friend" decides to troll or duly express themselves several times within a short amount of time on Facebook, thereby appearing in consecutive posts.

This tends to raise ragemetere very fast when you're trying to creep on some hot wimminz.
Chester: There's a reason China doesn't have facebook..
Charles: What's the reason for this?
Chester: To avoid adding newsfeed pollution to their Intranets and causing strain for their filters.
Charles: Ingenious the Communists!

DatNigkaSoWavey: shieeeet... dem hoeS frOm dAt pArtY la$t wUzz blOwingG mA nEwsfeeD and polluttin it.
Broseph: I see my niqqa.
by phoreals August 22, 2011
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time pollution

Based on the idea that pollution is "degrading the quality of a common resource", time pollution happens when someone wastes everyone's time, say in a meeting, by talking about something that is useless, uninteresting, irrelevant or purely rhetorical.
"Hey, how did the planning meeting go?" "Oh, you know Bob doesn't know anything. He just created a lot of time pollution. Everyone was just yawning and waiting for it to finish."
by angryabbott March 22, 2016
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