PONC

Person-of-non-colour

Why that PONC ass-bitch Derek gotta wear jeans and a blazer to school every day?

by TheEndr February 13, 2023

Ponce

The birthplace of AIDS and Gonorrhea.

She from Ponce, she must have cooties in her pussy.

by Only The Best OTB July 1, 2020

Ponce

An individual who preys on others.

That Jeremy Corbyn is a right ponce!

by Dannyboy16 June 12, 2020

shittin' the ponce's pisser

a crappy outing

Ever since Chris Young ate at Ponce's he has been shittin' the ponce's pisser.

by Tony Wadd May 16, 2009

Ponce

A fat nonce that likes to slip their nose into a hairy asshole

Dude 1:Dude that nonce just keyholed a hairy asshole!

Dude 2:OMG what a ponce!

by Watford for the league June 1, 2019

Ponce

My friend David Blacker is a ponce.

My friend David Blacker is a ponce

by [e-mail] September 14, 2023

ponce chariot

A two wheeled motor vehicle, usually a moped covered in ridiculously pointless mirrors and other rubbish that not only lowers the performance of said vehicle but also makes it more unstable. Usually ridden by suit wearing Ponces of fairy boys.

What a ponce chariot!

Little Timmy: "dad, why does that scooter sound like a hair dryer and is covered in mirrors?"
Dad: "that's because it's a Ponce Chatiot, son"

by The Mossfish July 9, 2016