a sexual act in which you perform oral on your partner while moving your legs in a circular motion while writing out "do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around" in your partners vagina, while grabbing her breasts and moving them up and down like cow utters. and (this is optional) your friend is gonna beat the shit out of his meat whilst singing the lyrics to "the hokey pokey"
jake "me and my girlfriend performed the hokey pokey last night"
kyle "thats cool, but did you ever try "the school bus"?
kyle "thats cool, but did you ever try "the school bus"?
by Mr.DocterAids June 19, 2022
Get the the hokey pokeymug. Any personal, hand held electronic device that is interacted with by touching or poking by hand. As in an iphone, ipod, blackberry, tablet, ipad etc.
Yo, put that touchy pokey down so we can play touchy feely.
Teacher: OK kids, please refrain from playing with your touchy pokey during instructional time.
Your touchy pokey is vibrating, do you want to get that?
Teacher: OK kids, please refrain from playing with your touchy pokey during instructional time.
Your touchy pokey is vibrating, do you want to get that?
by Ms. Bliss February 3, 2012
Get the touchy pokeymug. by MangoQT January 4, 2010
Get the Okey Pokeymug. by PizzaBagel December 14, 2008
Get the pokey pummelmug. by yeah daddy October 23, 2008
Get the pokey bumwankermug. by nick July 24, 2004
Get the pokey reesemug. Bending over and pulling down your pants when you have the tip of a poo sticking out of your butthole.
Steve was bent over while tying his shoe, so Mark stood in front of him and showed Steve his pokey joe.
by utopiajoe November 12, 2007
Get the pokey joemug.