Joe the Plumber

An individual named Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher who was the surprise star of the final 2008 presidential debate between now president-Elect Barack Obama and Republican Senator John McCain as a feeble attempt at defeating Barack Obama during said debate. He was made famous by questioning Barack Obama's proposed tax policies, which was blown completely out of proportion and twisted out of context beyond recognition by the McCain campaign and the FOX News corporation. He was also made infamous for being an unlicensed plumber who owed back taxes to the IRS, which was never mentioned by the McCain campaign.

Joe the plumber is a useless tax deadbeat. He isn't even a licensed plumber!

by FoxWing December 9, 2008

plume

Feather on top of a marching band uniform hat.

(to a freshman) Your plume is on backwards.
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by Shangri August 6, 2004

plumber femme

A femme lesbian who isn't above getting her hands dirty. She's nobody's little princess, and she's not going to sit in the car while her dyke tries unsuccessfully to fix a flat. She can do it herself and, more than likely, can do it better than a hard butch or most men can.

How hot is that! My girl fixed my engine! She's so plumber femme!

by dove.amy May 21, 2006

Mad Plumber's Disease

noun: The state or condition of inadvertently revealing ass crack whenever one sits or bends over.

The girl in front of me in economics has mad plumber's disease. All I see the entire hour is her enormous ass crack.

by The Afterworld Cafe July 15, 2005

Plumber's Hand

A dry, coarse vagina. Having sex with this woman feels like having a plumber give you a handjob.

Sally's Plumber's Hand gave my penis a rash.

by Plumber's Hand Victim January 8, 2009

ass plumber

One who, like a plumber, uses suction from their moth to suck shit out of assholes

Steven is an ass plumber.

by I love daniel April 4, 2003

bung plumber

The active male homosexual.

Oh, Chrithtopher, you're thuch a thtudly bung plumber!

by sbo April 27, 2011