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manual plumbing

When you use tissue paper to unblock a blockage in the anal cavity, after you haven't eaten enough fibre and the poo just won't come out, so you help it out a bit.
Guy 1: I just had the worst shit
Guy 2: Why
Guy 1: Had to do a bit of manual plumbing
by MrLogician July 9, 2016
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plumb locomotive

Just because someone has all of da "Thomas the Tank Engine" episodes on VHS/DVD and/or owns a large model-railroad layout doesn't mean dat he's actually "plumb locomotive".
by QuacksO October 30, 2023
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plumb build

A build of a Windows XP system from a ghost image.
The image is out of date and lacks recent software installations.
Ordinary things that worked only the day before suddently do not work due to lacking software and configuration.
I did a plumb build of my car - it doesn't work now.
by Wintermute April 25, 2005
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plumb

"a bassoonist who sits plumb in the middle of the wind section"
by Arminkshipper August 8, 2024
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Plumbs

The dense, floury blobs that form in baked goods, such as banana bread, when one did not mix the batter like they meant it.

Plumbs are often caused by under-stirring, overconfidence, or existential flour rebellion.

The term plumbs was historically coined by a well-meaning, Italian, who, in a moment of pure linguistic jazz, confused lumps with plumbs while trying to describe the unfortunate texture of his banana bread.
“Stefano, there are plumbs in it! Not plumbs. Lumbs? You know — the batter didn't mix!!”

“This banana bread has plumbs the size of Italian balls. Stir it more furiously next time!”

“He said they were chocolate chips. I was foolish by trusting him. The moment my teeth hit plumbs, flour was exploding in my mouth.”
by Nina Singapur October 19, 2025
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plumb licker

a girl who licks another girls plumb. i.e. vagina
that girl is a total plumb licker.
by therealtito October 15, 2013
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Next plumbing

Getting your colon cleared out by a fat hairy dude in a wife beater
I was kind backed up so I got David to come give me some next plumbing
by Rustylama January 24, 2018
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