Plastered

when your stomach is an airbnb for alcohol

“My mom put white wine in the pasta sauce last night... i’m ducking plastered right now”

-tiktok

by spongebobshoesmad June 08, 2019

Plastered

when your stomach is an airbnb for alcohol

“My mom put white wine in the pasta sauce last night... i’m fucking plastered man”

-tiktok

by spongebobshoesmad June 08, 2019

hog-plastered

When you’re so fucked up you are squealing and running around like a feral hog.

Dude, Barry got so hog-plastered, we had to wrangle and hog tie him in the bathroom.

by Hog plastered November 21, 2021

Pussy Plastered

The lesbian version of dick drunk.

"Wow, that was a terrible decision."
"Yeah, she's pussy plastered. She's not thinking logically right now."

by swagoozach September 07, 2019

Plaster

Word used to describe someone called Ollie the dickhead who sticks to you like a dirty plaster. Really gross, really irritating, quite itchy, and hard to get off. But you must! They are very dangerous to your well-being. Get those plasters off!

My grandpa was such a plaster.

by KTTIIEE September 08, 2022

Alabaster Plaster

(n) substitute for the term "shit"
(adj) to be terrible at a task

1) Oh My God this is some Alabaster Plaster
2. I am Alabaster Plaster at poetry

by Alabaster Plastered April 13, 2010

Plaster Schmackhammered

The state of being extremely fucked up. More so than any individual state of being Plastered, Schmacked, or Hammered, it is as if three people attained those levels of inebriation, then combined to form one barely functioning person.

"Dude, why did I wake up with no pants , spooning a dead horse?"
"You got Plaster Schmackhammered, dude, I don't know what to tell ya."

by FlapjackTitties December 03, 2015