Q: When should you plank?
A: When you're board.
I have to put the word "planking" here too apparently.
A: When you're board.
I have to put the word "planking" here too apparently.
by Mister Doob July 16, 2013
Get the Planking mug.The act of lying flat on your stomach, arms to your side, all extremities straight back, all in posing for pictures to put on Facebook or other social networking sites
by HACKAMUH October 31, 2011
Get the Planking mug.by Emr🗿 February 7, 2021
Get the No Plank mug.When one lies in a stiff horizontal position (sometimes naked) on random objects or in random places. Eg) Walls, hedges, fire hydrants, cars, fences, lights, signs, trolleys etc. Usually accompanied by someone who takes a photo and posts it on the internet.
Catherine: dude can we go planking next week end in the city?
Emma: yeah that's MADD! Let's plank on the mcdonalds drive though sign!
Emma: yeah that's MADD! Let's plank on the mcdonalds drive though sign!
by Shrimpyy June 9, 2011
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When performing a Plank:
1/ You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.
2/ Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.
3/ Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.
4/ You must make it known that you are Planking. Saying 'I am Planking' will usually get this across. Sternly announcing it will ensure a good result.
5/ Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk.
6/ Every Plank that is captured must be named.
When performing a Plank:
1/ You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.
2/ Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.
3/ Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.
4/ You must make it known that you are Planking. Saying 'I am Planking' will usually get this across. Sternly announcing it will ensure a good result.
5/ Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk.
6/ Every Plank that is captured must be named.
by handsomedanbeatsworking June 10, 2011
Get the Planking mug.The definition from the 1970's. To place a board, between two points off the ground, in order to defecate. This is usually done to evoke terror in the unsuspecting as it was often done between buildings & high up enough to not be noticed until it was too late.
Friday night Bill & Ehud hung out on the roof top getting drunk, smoking, & scheming. When they had to take a dump they walked out on the board between roof tops & planked an unsuspecting crowd walking by. They were lucky to slip away in the darkness because people couldn't have been too happy about the planking they received from ten stories up.
by Ehud Avni July 8, 2011
Get the Planking mug.To lie face down with arms by sides in a plank like position on different objects or in creative situations.
Most popular in Australia.
Started as a facebook fan page craze
Can be potentially dangerous, one confirmed death from planking as of 16 May 2011.
Most popular in Australia.
Started as a facebook fan page craze
Can be potentially dangerous, one confirmed death from planking as of 16 May 2011.
Guy 1 "Yo, Check out Matt on that roof up there, what's he doin?"
Guy 2 "Aw he's just planking, last week I saw him on a letterbox."
Guy 2 "Aw he's just planking, last week I saw him on a letterbox."
by Not your average sex guy June 9, 2011
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