the process of taking a partner, and while standing, turn him or her upside down while the partner blows you and you squat up and down continuously.
NOTE: May cause some head injury
NOTE: May cause some head injury
by Rpalocio November 4, 2011
Get the Norwegian 360 degree piledrivermug. Take a woman out into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. Then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your penis into her resembling a "piledriver". While riding a moose, and occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her breasts. And feed the milk to the moose.
Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.
Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.
Sam: This 4th of July is gonna be crazy Pam gave me permission to try a Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine.
Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.
Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.
by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin March 11, 2011
Get the Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachinemug. The process of fucking your cousin (with your dad) in a shed, with a blindfold on your dick and riding a tractor upside down and singing Yankee Doodle dandy. Your cousin has to be tied sideways to the wall, or it is illegal.
by RnR-Jokes September 21, 2018
Get the Backwood 90 degree sideways hogtie piledrivermug. Sending a bald eagle in search for a hot stripper, bringing her back and tie her around a flag pole with the American flag waving in the wind with the bald eagle standing on top of the flag pole watch as Cam Newton throws a perfect spiral of absolute destruction into her. AMERICA FUCK YEAHHHHHHH!!
Luke: Cam Newton with the American Piledriver of Destruction, did amazing.
Liam: Oh shit, I was once asked to do that.
Liam: Oh shit, I was once asked to do that.
by geageoheglhaen December 5, 2015
Get the The American Piledriver of Destructionmug. When a women gets into the piledriver position, and a shotglass is inserted into her pussy. A drink is poured into the shotglass, then someone puts his face into the women's crotch and uses their mouth only to grab the shot glass then shoots back the drink.
I drank shot, after shot of alcohol from my girlfriends piledriver shooters from her pussy while in the piledriver position.
by whtronin March 21, 2021
Get the Piledriver shootermug. A sexual act when one stuffs their significant others vagina full of cookie dough or a clay coloured ice cream and roughly piledrives her. Afterwards, you would like it out similar to how a Peruvian parrot would like a clay wall.
by Mr Smex August 1, 2025
Get the Peruvian Parrot Piledrivermug. A sexual act where a couple has buttsex in a disgusting gas station restroom while using gasoline and oil as lubricant
by LG633 July 29, 2024
Get the Detroit Piledrivermug.