Norwegian 360 degree piledriver

the process of taking a partner, and while standing, turn him or her upside down while the partner blows you and you squat up and down continuously.

NOTE: May cause some head injury

For our anniversary, my girlfriend and i did a Norwegian 360 degree piledriver.

by Rpalocio November 4, 2011

Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine

Take a woman out into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. Then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your penis into her resembling a "piledriver". While riding a moose, and occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her breasts. And feed the milk to the moose.

Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.

Sam: This 4th of July is gonna be crazy Pam gave me permission to try a Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine.

Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.

by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin March 11, 2011

Backwood 90 degree sideways hogtie piledriver

The process of fucking your cousin (with your dad) in a shed, with a blindfold on your dick and riding a tractor upside down and singing Yankee Doodle dandy. Your cousin has to be tied sideways to the wall, or it is illegal.

Bill is doing a Backwood 90 degree sideways hogtie piledriver right now.

by RnR-Jokes September 21, 2018

Detroit Piledriver

A sexual act where a couple has buttsex in a disgusting gas station restroom while using gasoline and oil as lubricant

I took my girlfriend to my local Chevron and gave her a Detroit Piledriver.

by LG633 July 29, 2024

Piledriver shooter

When a women gets into the piledriver position, and a shotglass is inserted into her pussy. A drink is poured into the shotglass, then someone puts his face into the women's crotch and uses their mouth only to grab the shot glass then shoots back the drink.

I drank shot, after shot of alcohol from my girlfriends piledriver shooters from her pussy while in the piledriver position.

by whtronin March 21, 2021

The American Piledriver of Destruction

Sending a bald eagle in search for a hot stripper, bringing her back and tie her around a flag pole with the American flag waving in the wind with the bald eagle standing on top of the flag pole watch as Cam Newton throws a perfect spiral of absolute destruction into her. AMERICA FUCK YEAHHHHHHH!!

Luke: Cam Newton with the American Piledriver of Destruction, did amazing.
Liam: Oh shit, I was once asked to do that.

by geageoheglhaen December 5, 2015

Moose Piledriver

Numbing the upper extremadies of a voluntary significant other with Novacane (or drug of choice), the wrapping your silly willy with moose jerky and proceeding to piledrive that thang into next week. The drug usage is only meant to make it more comfortable and is completely optional if you are a savage. When climaxing, typically the male and female match tonal frequencies in the celebratory imitation of a moose climax. First attempted by the WWE wrestler "Moose" who was both an expert at piledriving, and being a Moose.

Person 1: "Have you heard of this thing called the Moose piledriver?"

Person 2: "Yeah dude, I heard that's what gay people do"

Person 1: "Don't be a fucking homophobe, Tom, Jesus. If a man wants to wrap his dick in Moose jerky and shove it in his partner, HE CAN DO THAT OKAY, IT'S 2017, MAN."

Person 2: "I wasn't being homophobic it was just a joke, Brad."

Person 1: "Yeah, well I did a Moose Piledriver last week with my girlfriend so that proves it's not just 'a thing gay people do'."

Person 2: "Yeah, but it's still fucking weird. You're disgusting"

Person 1: "It's 2017 Tom, get hip."

by 69 Moose Pile Drive June 16, 2017