by SubsonicSquid August 5, 2011
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Get the phoophie mug.Josh: dude are you feeling ok? You were in the bathroom for like 45 minute.
Jake: Nah, I was just phooping.
Josh: cool what level did you beat.
Jake: Nah, I was just phooping.
Josh: cool what level did you beat.
by jackking November 16, 2013
Get the phooping mug.American millennial male no older than 27 that waxes about only drinking scotch; prefers to be an annoyingly random fan of an English premier league despite no cultural or geographic ties to England.. To the point of making certain to ask about the NFL or baseball so as to remark they don't follow football or baseball but instead are rabid Swansea or Crystal Palace fans; who also wear shirts that are too small and never use the phrase "I think" but instead use "I feel" so everything they speak about can be held by them to be as they say it is because it is not a declaration of fact but a passive aggressive display of their personal reality.
me: what a game last night
Jason: yeah? I was watching a little, NFL right? It's NFL?
Me: yeah..
Jason: I don't follow football. Well. American football.
Me: yah?
Jason: I watch EPL.
Me: Emerson. Palmer. Lake? It's ELP
Jason: no! Haw haw. Premy-are League.
Me: soccer? Why?
Jason: always preferred soccer on tv. Americans mostly don't get soccer.
Me: you're from Binghamton NY.
Jason: yeah. We were at the batch whisky bar that opened and I noted the Jets of NY don't seem to like the Patriots.
Me: dude. You're a pompadouche
Jason: yeah? I was watching a little, NFL right? It's NFL?
Me: yeah..
Jason: I don't follow football. Well. American football.
Me: yah?
Jason: I watch EPL.
Me: Emerson. Palmer. Lake? It's ELP
Jason: no! Haw haw. Premy-are League.
Me: soccer? Why?
Jason: always preferred soccer on tv. Americans mostly don't get soccer.
Me: you're from Binghamton NY.
Jason: yeah. We were at the batch whisky bar that opened and I noted the Jets of NY don't seem to like the Patriots.
Me: dude. You're a pompadouche
by paul z ated July 4, 2016
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Phoma
Noun. A state where one is deeply engrossed in activity on their phone, to the exclusion of all else around them.
Phone / coma
Noun. A state where one is deeply engrossed in activity on their phone, to the exclusion of all else around them.
Phone / coma
by Axel J April 21, 2019
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2. To enter creepysite.com as a url link
3. To delete an extension
4. To Go Crazy
2. To enter creepysite.com as a url link
3. To delete an extension
4. To Go Crazy
1. Phosphoop smells better than normal poop... I wonder why.
2. Phosphoop now!
3. Why do you want to phoshoop SampleExtension?
4. My friend went phoshoop today!
2. Phosphoop now!
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4. My friend went phoshoop today!
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