Poff

Noun: Poff
1. EXTREMELY negative, pestimistic, and realistic human being

Verb/action: Poffing
1. To be EXTREMELY at the most level negative and pestimistic
2. To annoy all those around you with negativity
3. To ruin movies by pointing out how that would not happen in real life

Adjective: Poff
1. EXTREMELY negative and pestimistic

Girl: UGH! That would never happen in the real world! Romeo and Juliet is so unrealistic! My day is going so miserably! So much homework! UGH!
*storms off*

Dude: Bro, she is such a poff.

by mrpopper September 21, 2011

ploff

someone who acts so stupid it makes the person who is with them feel so cripilingly disabled they can barely walk because of the sheer velocity of the action caused by someone being very dumb . when calling someone a ploff it is usualy very reserved and not used willy nilly . its intended to be used at the exact moment of inpact of the person being stupid followed by some retarded noises and a bent walk with a bent left arm and wrist and a screwed up face followed by some more retarded orgasems.

ya complete ploff , you stupid ploff , you fucking ploff , nnnmmmmnnnn u fucking ploff (and make like you cant walk because the stupidity of the person is so mutch it makes you cripled temporaliry).

by kieron Jenkins February 6, 2007

Proffesor Rectum

A name given to a highschool teacher with zero personality, a receding hairline, and leather strap penis.

Mr. Shifflet was acting like Proffesor Rectum again, with his droning voice and dome shaped forehead.

by EvieZ December 27, 2008

poffle

Pot Waffle.

Nothing like a poffle in the morning

by ß June 18, 2004

Poffer

A poffer is a person who is a drama queen, and drags all attention to themself.

Simmilar word: Calling someone a Tart

Ugh! You're such a poffer! Get a life!

by Nire Ikswobarg June 28, 2009

pooffuu

They sound a tampon makes exiting a large womans cooter

use you imagination thats is all

by Travis June 11, 2005

poffey

Taking a shit on a stove and turning it on full heat. The effect is a burning shit that begins to rise like bread if used on a gas stove. Once the stove is on though, turn a pot over on top of the shit and put a pillow on top. The pillow will not catch on fire because of the magic of the poffey.

Used primarily in Britain.

"Dude I just made a poffey in Allistar's house."

"Mate, his mummy will be quite angry."

by ClitTape October 10, 2008