[phlegmball]

derogatory name for a person who is behaving stupidly, similar to 'asshole'.

Don't be such a
phlegmball

by hailfellow January 1, 2009

Phlegmlore

This is when someone is so full of themselves that the actually begin to choke you with their own "greatness" it is used for people that are actually real nim rods

Kanye: Ima let you finish but Beyonce had the best video of all time.... all time

Me: Kayne wtf you phlegmlore

by Lemonmastery December 21, 2009

Phledge

to dislodge Phlegm in a violent, noisy way.

Also spelt Fledge.

"I Phledged right in the middle of English Class"

"I like to Fledge by myself"

"my brother Phledged, and there was mess all over the sink"

by ChainsawCandy December 22, 2009

Phlegmmy

a mentally capable person who has poor hygienic habits and no control over nasal, bladder, and erectile function.

"remember Ian from elementary? dude, he's such a phlegmmy. I saw him walking the halls with his entire index finger up his nose ." "Gross. I remember when he'd scratch his mosquito bites on his legs till they bled. Remember when they caught him masturbating in class?!"

by disobey160 November 17, 2010

phlegkwus

The moment when a son is masturbating, his mother enters the room, and their eyes meet. Possibly the most awkward to say and to think about.

Guy 1: How the fuck do you spell "phlegkwus"?
Guy 2: I don't know, but I experienced it last night, and now I'm grounded. Doesn't she understand that it's just what all guys do?

by scully12 June 12, 2011

Phemphecates

People that you pay no attention to; ignorant people.

Don't worry, bro. They're phemphecates.

by SubsonicSquid August 5, 2011

Phleepe

a word that can mean literally anything most commonly used for jumping rope

Wanna go phleepe later?

I phleeped that chick hard.

by Enriqueswag August 6, 2012