Pentecostal poof

The large mound of hair on top of a Pentecostal woman's head. It is created by pulling back what would be the "bangs" area, pushing it forward, then securing it in place with bobby pins or side hair combs. It gives the same effect as a "bump-it" in the front-top of the head. It is done to counteract the dull look of uncut, too-long hair.

Ashley: "Look at how long that lady's hair is! Do you see the big poof on top? It looks like she has a 'bump-it' under the front."

Samantha: "Thats called a 'pentecostal poof'. They can't cut their hair, so they do that to make it look like they have bangs."

bump-it church lady hair

by Angry Ashley March 21, 2010

pentecostal

A 'Christian' religious sect that meets all neccessary criteria for a cult (though that applies to a number of christian sects). This particular sect of mental patients beleive that females will burn in hell for a cutting their hair, wearing makeup, piercing their ears, or any other destructive, vain activities. All pentecostals are raised to beleive that any non-pentecostal will burn in hell for eternity, as will any pentecostal who has ever drank, smoked, said 'gosh', or missed church. This high level of logical thinking goes a long way in explaining why most pentecostals live in trailer parks and eat fried Spam for dinner (after, of course, they pray).

Pentecostal:"Oh dear, is that (gasp) lipgloss you're wearing...with pants, no less."
Normal person: "Yes, dont you know that most modern females wear pants?"
Pentecostal:"The bible clearly states that sinners like you will be damned to hell for all of eternity."
Normal person walks away content, knowing that hell would be better than a heaven filled with pentecostals.

by lacoste_lover October 3, 2005

Pentecostal

A once borderline cult within Christianity that has made its way into the suburban middle-class mainstream. Their doctrine of salvation is rather contradictory, unlike the Baptists, because they believe in accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior AND living righteously to get into heaven., rather than salvation by grace alone.

Pentecostal

by waspcoloredstain June 10, 2013

i took her to my penthouse and i freaked it

a phrase used by middle schoolers which was from the song kings dead. people say it either as a joke or to say that they took someone to their house and fucked them. its pretty self explanatory losers

EXAMPLE 1--
Person 1: guess what dude
Person 2: what
Person 1: i took her to my penthouse and i freaked it

EXAMPLE 2--
Max: bro u cant believe what i did last night
Javier: what did u do
Max: i took her to my penthouse and i freaked it
Javier: was she hot

by trustbutera June 22, 2018

Penton

A group of people who made up the story of excalibur, a family in which the men are almost genticly inclined to cheat or jump from partner to partner

Penton : Hay baby
Girl 1 : Hi hunny
Penton : I love you
Girl 1 : I love you too hunny
phone : Beep
Penton : I have a call on the other line brb
phone : Changes lines
Penton : Hello
Girl 2 : Hi
penton : Oh hi, i missed you beuatiful, i love you but i have to go to work
Girl 2 : Oh ok i'm sorry
Penton : It's okay txt me later love you bye
girl 2 : bye
phone : changes lines
Penton : i'm sorry baby
Girl 1 : It's ok

by jkjkjk lololol October 11, 2008

pentoris

The developed clitoris of a big dike, a real rug-muncher. The size of the pentoris is often directly related to the level of bull-dikeness.

Sometimes you can see Rosie O'Donnell's pentoris through her pants.

by Sharkfin March 18, 2007

Penthouse

A woman who is very fine. She's a ten.She could be a model.

Damn...look at dat Penthouse!

by harley quinn74 October 17, 2008