penetrode

Mispronounced name of the fictious Initrode company in Office Space movie, to make it similar sounding to man's private part.

Peter: How's Penetrode?
Michael: Initrode.
Peter: Initrode
Samir: It's work.

by dildo777 April 13, 2017

Peenitentiary

Locked into an unhealthy relationship for a good sex life.

"He treats me terrible, but the sex is good, I feel as though I'm locked in a peenitentiary"

by Lesismas August 17, 2017

peniana

You’ll never find a women with a heart of Gold as peniana. Full of love and kindness with a smile that lights up the room and leaves a legacy of her presence when she leaves. Strong, amazing independent women that every mother wants their sons to Marry. She’s the ideal kind of women for many. Someone that should never be taken for granted or let go of. She can also be sexy and playful behind closed doors. But that’s only for her man. How lucky is he!? Hold on to your penianas people, you’ll never find another one.

Wow, peniana is so beautiful

by Bebe97 May 1, 2018

digital penetration

One's hand refers to digits, penetration refers to the action of penetrating; therefore digital penetration equals shoving your hand in ones cooch.

Dick and Jane went out for an evening of entertainment, little did Jane know, that by the end of the night her cookie would experience digital penetration.

by Cristobol May 23, 2006

double penetration

2 dicks in one chic

she likes double penetration

by zoo March 4, 2003

Cricket Bat Penetration

Pretty self explanatory really. Usually with the handle end, but for extreme hardcore you can give the wood a go. The grip on the handle can pose a problem to entry, but excessive use of Vaseline should do the trick. Note: Can be voluntary or involuntary.

Kittow put down another catch so the team embarked in some recreational cricket bat penetration. (Involuntary penetration)

by Paddy V June 14, 2007

Peenits

something that Charlotte Ritchie says almost religiously

"SOOK my big PEENITS, Becca"

by bigbigpenis69urmom May 25, 2019