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Hang Mike Pence

Something the very peaceful MAGA people like to say since January 6th, 2021.
"Hang Mike Pence, Hang Mike Pence, Hang Mike Pence!"
by ShigShug August 12, 2023
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Feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece

Used to describe a football player whose passes or shots go anywhere other than intended.

Insinuates that the player's feet at shaped like a seven-sided coin used in the UK, adding a random directional factor to any strike of the ball.
Darwin Nunez has fucked up that chance again. His feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece!
by KloppOut January 12, 2023
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Pencing

The act of fencing something off with plexiglass. Specifically to prevent the spread of disease. Named after Mike Pence, so likely to have COVID after spending time with trump that they had to erect a plexiglass shield during the debates to prevent him from getting other people sick. Pence is the head of trump's COVID task force.
"Oh, shit, she got the COVID? Dayum, we better start pencing her off from everybody else!"
"If they're not pencing that salad bar off then we better not eat at it!"
by mycooper October 25, 2020
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pence

A small piece of lying fecal matter that appears around a talking sphincter at certain times.
I need to wipe better that pence is staining my underwear.
by Voter20 September 25, 2020
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Penc

when two people fit so far apart but go so oddly well
"yo dude evie and zack are soooo penc
by baddiebddieboobear April 8, 2022
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pence nap

When someone's inane blathering lulls you into sleep.
Listening to him talk threw me into a Pence nap
by Eratosthenes of PA August 6, 2017
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to pence

(To pence) Mike is owned by China and penced over 74million American patriots to stay loyal to his homeland of China
by Atom meatshaft D January 6, 2021
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