Password Pedo

Someone who watches you type your password from over your shoulder.

Ashley Mckenzie is a password pedo!

by ObeseWhale April 1, 2011

Paddock Wood

A small town in kent, containing many pikeys/townies. Also known as pikey wood.

'God you hear about that fight in Pikey Wood?

Hear about the fight in Paddock Wood?

by Pablo ravanavi rinavani January 15, 2007

pedo bear

A cartoon bear who is a pedofile, he only goes for people 12 and younger. He also showed up on the Olympics for one country because they mistook him for one of the mascots, but I forgot which one. He circulates the internet and will never go away.

He is coming for you.

Child1: Hey look, that bear is giving away candy!
Child2: It even says so on that truck he's driving!
Child1: Ok, lets go!
Mother: NOOOOO! Honey, call the cops, pedo bear just stole the kids!

by a mysterious stalker June 9, 2010

Que pedo

Mexican slang phrase that is commonly used to greet (often combined with güey, which is derived from buey) or to question.

Greeting: sp - "Que pedo güey!" en - "What's up, dude."

Questioning: sp - "Que pedo trais ahi?" "Que pedo es ese?" en - "What do you have there?" "What is that?"

by quetzalcoatl69 May 17, 2006

Pedobeard

Combination of the words "pedophile" and "beard". Pedobeards are usually unkempt as a result of months of careless growth, filthy looking and smell like ass. Those who sport this style of facial hair generally spend their time creeping on others, touching children inappropriately and/or coaxing hapless victims into the back of their molester van.

Harry stroked his mangy pedobeard -- which he had not shaven in months -- after a day's worth of successfully picking up young schoolchildren and stuffing them in the back of his van.

by Seru987 October 20, 2009

Pedo Tash

A thin, whispy moustache that gives the wearer the stereotypical appearance of a child molester.

I always knew there was something strange as he has a horrible distinctive Pedo Tash

by Jedi M@ster February 1, 2014

Pedo Piff

when a girl is fairly, and sometimes extremely attractive, yet she is much younger than she appears. usually 2 -3 years younger. she is boundary line for 16-17 year old men, and prison time for men over 18. pedo piffs are very similar to jail baits. Pedo Piffs often have myspace pages with risque photos, and a false age and wont tell you their real one until u ask them.

Guy 1: hey i met this grl on myspace the other day, she lives around us.

*shows photo*

Guy 2: aw man stay away from her, shes 100% pedo piff.

Guy 1: She looks 17 man, are you sure?

Guy 2: They all do.....

by John Dozier May 24, 2008