Ean Patterson

Ean Patterson is a king of greatness who lives in the jungle and will break your elbows if you disrespect him

Animal 1: look it’s Ean Patterson

Animal 2: we better run

by Ean#1fan June 20, 2021

Shawn Patterson

Super awesome sex machine

I had great Shawn Patterson last night

by y2bulldog July 26, 2016

Hank Patterson

Self proclaimed fly fishing expert and guide! Teaches at YouTube University. Typically found with a beer in hand.

So I was down at the creek that's 10 miles north of the big rock, and I hear someone yell out "HAMBONE!" That's how I knew that Hank Patterson hooked into a fish.

by Soapp August 9, 2018

Tilly Patterson

Tilly Patterson is a kind hearted girl, who can be annoying and all lovie dovie but she is one of the best friends you'll ever have..

Tilly Patterson

by Sohieblol123 May 19, 2018

Declan Patterson

Someone who has a very fruity personality and likes to do fruity things

Person 1:That donny looks fruity
Person 2: He is probably called Declan Patterson

by Calamity478 July 16, 2019

taking a patterson

going number 2

Patterson taking a poop.

Man I just took the biggest Patterson today. I sat down on the toilet and boom. Had a bunch of dingy berries pop out like popcorn or a old car sputtering. Anyway I sat down and it was like that fish you see getting put into that cannon on the inter webs. Patterson all over the toilet and wall. I’ve even got some on my hands. I don’t think I’ll be able to finish writing this cause my fingers keep slipping off my phone while typing. Taking a Patterson means going number 2

by Taking a Patterson September 20, 2021

Patterson

A person which can be defined as reliably unreliable.

Example: You can rely on a person bail out of a plan or event at the very last second.

Hannah probly won't be coming tonight. She's a Patterson through and through

by Bobbydazzler87 October 21, 2023