Secretly a vegan. A werewolf blending in amongst humans. Knows she'll be exposed if she eats an abnormal amount of meat, so she converted to veganism as a front. Years later, she can no longer stomach an ounce of meat.
by kwehsticle September 27, 2025
Get the Lara Pattersonmug. by y2bulldog July 26, 2016
Get the Shawn Pattersonmug. Patterson taking a poop.
Man I just took the biggest Patterson today. I sat down on the toilet and boom. Had a bunch of dingy berries pop out like popcorn or a old car sputtering. Anyway I sat down and it was like that fish you see getting put into that cannon on the inter webs. Patterson all over the toilet and wall. I’ve even got some on my hands. I don’t think I’ll be able to finish writing this cause my fingers keep slipping off my phone while typing. Taking a Patterson means going number 2
Man I just took the biggest Patterson today. I sat down on the toilet and boom. Had a bunch of dingy berries pop out like popcorn or a old car sputtering. Anyway I sat down and it was like that fish you see getting put into that cannon on the inter webs. Patterson all over the toilet and wall. I’ve even got some on my hands. I don’t think I’ll be able to finish writing this cause my fingers keep slipping off my phone while typing. Taking a Patterson means going number 2
by Taking a Patterson September 20, 2021
Get the taking a pattersonmug. Self proclaimed fly fishing expert and guide! Teaches at YouTube University. Typically found with a beer in hand.
So I was down at the creek that's 10 miles north of the big rock, and I hear someone yell out "HAMBONE!" That's how I knew that Hank Patterson hooked into a fish.
by Soapp August 9, 2018
Get the Hank Pattersonmug. Brooke is a cute, smart person who you can trust. She will never forgive you if you promised her chocolate and then didn’t give her some. She is usually tall and has wavy hair. She finds literally everything funny and is a great friend.
Charlie: Hey look over there!
Dylan: Ik that’s Brooke Patterson-Kerr she’s top of thy e year and soo cute
Charlie: *dumps girlfriend and goes to ask Brooke out*
Charlie: Hi, I’m Charlie. Your amazing, will you date me?
Brooke: omg! *starts making out with him*
Dylan: Ik that’s Brooke Patterson-Kerr she’s top of thy e year and soo cute
Charlie: *dumps girlfriend and goes to ask Brooke out*
Charlie: Hi, I’m Charlie. Your amazing, will you date me?
Brooke: omg! *starts making out with him*
by Randomgal2008 February 4, 2020
Get the Brooke Patterson-Kerrmug. Geoffery Patterson is a fat guy that has no life, works a 9-5 job at 7-11. No wife or girlfriend. Sits and home and plays with his cat all day.
by PassiveMonkeyGuy November 3, 2021
Get the Geoffery Pattersonmug. Ean Patterson is a king of greatness who lives in the jungle and will break your elbows if you disrespect him
by Ean#1fan June 20, 2021
Get the Ean Pattersonmug.