A condition that nearly every man suffers. It's noticeable when a guy gets sucked into one of his male behaviors that he channels his inner autist. A good example is when a guy will spending hours making strategy spreadsheets for his favorite game instead of talking to his hot girlfriend. He might also join a philosophy debate group and spend his Saturday nights talking to them instead of his hot girlfriend. You see where this is going.
Jim: "Dr. Fischer, then she said I loved the game more than her."

Dr. Fischer: "I'm seeing a pattern here. I think you may have male-pattern autism."
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Like “ connecting the dots” from the early 2000’s, a fact pattern emerges from disparate facts that add up to a picture previously unseen, or connected.
The information began to appear from various sources, presenting a new fact pattern to consider and evaluate.
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Running from one set of swing sets to another in a slanted motion.
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Demi: "ben PATTERN URSELF"
Ben: "I don't speak Demi, can I get a translation"
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Using a pattern. If something is regular and consistent, it is patternous.
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When the numbers for time and score in Rocket League follow a pattern
Paul: The score is 2-2 with 3:03 left.

Ron: That’s Patternous
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Oi stop being so rude and pattern yourself
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