Pastor

Religious minister, usually in USA, who probably fucks children or at least has indecent images of them on his computer
We caught another paedophile guys.

Pastor or Priest this time?
Pastor.
by Muddy Funster July 29, 2023
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Pastor

A delusional cosplaying ni@@a who evokes delusions upon other individuals
Pastor always has something to say, he needs to worry about the First Lady and her personal trainer. T
by Feliz4life March 28, 2023
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Pastor champion

Annoying money stealing pastor can never leave you alone and treats his kids like angels
Pastor champion is such a thief
by Kaffiyah April 17, 2021
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Robert Pastor Disaster

To create a completely unnecessary fucked up situation. This term originated from a senile old man named Robert Pastor.
by Craig10 December 03, 2021
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Christcuck pastors

Christians who submit themselves to Zionists and happily recieve face-spitting, and more.
Normal person: Palestine should be free.

Christcuck pastors: ISRAEL IS GOD'S GIVEN LAND TO JEWS YOU ANTI SEMITE, IT SAYS SO IN THE BIBLE AND WE SHOULD SUBMIT TO OUR MASTERS AND LET THEM DO WHATEVER THEY WANT.
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Pastor Bob

Pastor Bob or Pastor Bobby is a generic term for an apostate Pastor.
Pastor Bob says it is impossible to keep the 10 commandments.
by Mahershalalhashbaz January 21, 2025
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pastorizing

The process of smearing a person's name for political purposes due to what their pastor may have said. Named after the barrage of media coverage (mostly Fox News) and ensuing political opponents attempting to discredit Barrack Obama based on what his retired pastor, Jeremiah Wright, has said in the past couple of years in relations to racial prejudice in America.

Not to be confused with "pasteurizing" -- the process of killing bacteria by heating fluids to 180 degrees F or when the turkey or other political candidates are cooked until undesirable rubbery state.
Let's see if Obama can survive the pastorizing process of this election heat.
by sputnikinspace March 30, 2008
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