parachute in

When a guy is about to have sex with a girl and instead of going in dry, he uses a condom.

Hey David, Im about to parachute in on Lindsey tonight at prom.

by GrimReaper420 April 20, 2010

parachute titties

When a woman or a man has really fatty saggy boobs, that could be used as parachutes. usually if someones over weight.

Girl one: eew.
Girl two: what?
Girl one: you've got really bad parachute titties.
Girl two: dont expect me to help you when we fall off a cliff.

by Moo moomahmah November 14, 2009

Parachute

When after sex a man needs to drop a load the woman pulls on the scrotum of the man like opening a parachute to signal the male to shit on her chest

Oh honey thanks for the great head, but I really need to shit can you pull my parachute

by Jump master veroni January 18, 2010

parachute pants

Toight pants with lots of zippers that were originally made out of parachute material. MC Hammer pants!

U Can't Touch these parachute pants (Sorry, it's cheesy)

by moongunk November 7, 2004

parachute

Huge white bloomers

Mike: That gal you picked up last night just left when you were in the shower.
Harvey: Thanks.

Mike: You sure can pick em. She was a big gal.

Harvey: I know, when I woke up out of my stupor I saw her underwear on the floor. I thought I left my window open and a parachute landed through the window. Never again, man.

by cut the cards January 25, 2023

hair parachute

jizz on a girls face and then pull out a couple of pubs and blows it all over a girls face

shane getting coty west in the face with a strap on

by uncle mitchell March 18, 2005

parachute pants

Those wierd big and fluffy pants that came from the 80's, you know when everyone had those really bad hairstyles!

"omigod kelly look at her pants! aren't those parachute pants? arrrggghhhhh run away!!"

by Carmen December 17, 2003